is it the new week yet? can i guess again now?
30
Sorry if i already guessed it. I don't wanna go diggin for my last post and to be quite honest, i dont know a faster way. i tried. I thought i could search for all posts by "alchapwn" but that doesnt work apparently. I'm way to active to look at my posts in my profile and spot it. i just woke up, and i'm still in zombie-mode. i just filled my tank with a juice i forgot was nasty but i literally just cleaned it, and it cost money so i feel obligated to vape it all up. luckily its just a .9ml cheapo clearomizer cuz thats all the vape shop had that would fit my crappy v2 cig-a-like. you want clever? (or "cleaver"...i'll take that as a typo) I'll give you clever.
Here are some tips i've found in my life that might be useful to others:
1. everything is better with bacon...EVERYTHING
2. ANYTHING can be fixed with a hammer
3. ANYTHING can be USED as a hammer
4. If you ever have the chance to pull the tail of a mountain lion, DON'T....just don't
5.Fried mushrooms will ALWAYS burn your mouth...they're like mini nuclear reactors.
6. Pizza rolls are best when cooked
7. Dont be stingy with your toilet paper usage...its cheap and its starting to get hot out
7b. Dont be afraid to take another trip to the restroom for a "courtesy" wipe...adult diaper rash is never fun for anyone
8. Stevie Ray Vaughn was taken from us waaaay to early
9. Don't mess with texas...they'll leave us and they have all the guns
10. The zombie apocalypse WILL happen
11. Learn chinese...they will be coming to collect at some point
12. Don't take pictures
13. Don't write anything down
14. Deny
15. Deny
16. Deny
17. A pick-up line that works 100% of the time, "Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?"
18.Be easy on the president, whoever it may be. It helps if you remember that anyone who is smart enough to run this country well, is also smart enough to know they would NEVER want to run this country...
19. Money doesn't buy sadness either
20. Knowing the entire macarena dance, as a man, will never get any of the bridesmaids to leave the reception with you and no amount of alcohol will change that.
Hopefully at least one of those helps you in some way. Good luck with the contest everyone!
I think I go with 30now because i30is the number of the beast!!!!!!
Hey guys,
I thought the most entries you could have in this contest is 2 if it's one entry per week and stratus said in post #96 that the new week starts 7/8. Am I missing something?
Hey guys,
I thought the most entries you could have in this contest is 2 if it's one entry per week and stratus said in post #96 that the new week starts 7/8. Am I missing something?
yes one per week, but it was not clarified what kind of week. A week start on Sunday and end on saturday, so technicaly this is a new week. Many think that monday is the first day of the week and sunday the last but actualy sunday is the first day of a week. so sorry to post a 3rd time if it was ment only 2. Thank you for the contest.
yes one per week, but it was not clarified what kind of week. A week start on Sunday and end on saturday, so technicaly this is a new week. Many think that monday is the first day of the week and sunday the last but actualy sunday is the first day of a week. so sorry to post a 3rd time if it was ment only 2. Thank you for the contest.
Stratus stated the 2nd week started on 7/8, we know the first week started on 7/1 so that would mean the third week would start on 7/15. So it seems that we can post a third guess after midnight tonight (PST) but before 10 a.m. on 7/15.![]()
Stratus stated the 2nd week started on 7/8, we know the first week started on 7/1 so that would mean the third week would start on 7/15. So it seems that we can post a third guess after midnight tonight (PST) but before 10 a.m. on 7/15.![]()