VaporJunction LEO Giveaway 1 - Post your favorite quote - Win a Silver LEO

[DeXTeR]

VaporJunction has finally received it's first shipment of LEO's and we are giving away many of them over the course of this week.

The first contest is very simple. We love famous quotes and we want to hear yours. The contest is simple. Just post your favorite quote of all time and on Friday we will choose our favorite of the submitted entries and that person will win a silver LEO with blue crystals. It's that simple.

My favorite quote of all time came from my father. Please pardon the language but this is word for word so please excuse me.

If it's broke, Duct it. If you can't Duct it, fu*k it, it's broke.

Here's what is up for grabs.



Have fun and as always vape On!

 

[gonzojazz]

"Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines".
~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield

 

[hairball]

My grandmother always said..."Sh$t in one hand and wish in the other. See which one fills up the quickest."

 

[kellie]

My Mom who passed last years fave saying was "Stand up, hook up and check your equipment".

 

[spaky]

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” Mark Twain

 

[judybr]

My Dad's pass it on quote was:

"Believe nothing that you hear and only half of what you see."

A lot of truth in that even today.

 

[RippleInStillWater]

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life. -- Churchill

It was that or George Armstrong Custer's, "Where the hell did all these Indians come from?!?!??!"

 

[Eighttrucktires]

"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Xenetic]

There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[laurieok]

My Dad always said "It all depends on whos ox is being gored"

 

[MuddyWaterMan]

Remember if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast!


Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

 

[Brewlady]

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin


Thanks for the contest
CHEERS!

 

[cubfanthad]

Never rub another mans rhubarb - The Joker in Batman

 

[DeXTeR]

Most excellent quotes. Keep em coming guy's and gal's.

 

[toriL]

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau

 

[Turbo]

Norm from the show 'Cheer's:

'Women, can't live with them...pass the beer nuts'

 

[suddenly]

A smoking section in a restaurant is like a ...... section in a pool.

 

[ManicMaurice]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

 

[SKYYcamel]

When my great grandmother would pass gas, she would always say....."There's more room out then there is in." I miss that dear lady.

 

[dmdonald2]

Insanity in individuals is something rare, but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule- Fredrick Nietzsche