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Hi Everyone!
I hope you all are having a Wonderful Day!
It is gorgeous here, the sun is out and suppose to be in the 70s for the rest of the week!!
I hope you all are having a Wonderful Day!
It is gorgeous here, the sun is out and suppose to be in the 70s for the rest of the week!!
Welfare Office
A woman walks into the downtown Harrisburg welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"
' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.
Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'
''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy."
In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'
Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!'
An' they all comes a running. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
'Then I call them by their last names..'
A woman walks into the downtown Harrisburg welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"
' Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before.
She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.
Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.'
''Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls are all named Leighroy."
In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named Leroy?'
Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!'
An' they all comes a running. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?'
'Then I call them by their last names..'
Thought I was going to watch some TV for a bit, woke up 1.5 hours later!
I do that a lot Max, with the remote in hand
I do that a lot Max, with the remote in hand
I woke up with my P.E.N.I.S. in my hand!
oh gosh I'm seeing double
........oh wait... nevermind it's doubleup day on ECF or something
Yep - Especially when you are using a Android tablet/phone and in a rush to get something to post and also get to the airport . . .
Hopefully they will both count too . . .
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