Hmmm, having seen the rather towering height of the new 1100mAh unit on the other thread set me to thinking, something I'm not often credited with, that is, being capable of thinking. Now I have heard that there will be a 1300mAh unit coming. E gads and gadzooks too, holy jamoke and sacred salami too. These modern wonders. Wonder if it will vibrate, maybe with a wart texture. Nevermind!
Anyway my thinking, consistently contained within the gutter it flows, took me back to a malpractice suit we handled for a chap that had undergone what should have been a fairly benign male type augmentation type thingey dingey that unfortunately failed at 30,000 feet(his hopes), actually it was maybe only about 50-75 mm. Pity. He had hoped for the Empire State Bldg., alas he got only a 3 story walk-up flat, and I do mean flat. To clarify what I'm referring to the following may help:
Penile implants - MayoClinic.com , ahem.
Well, long story quite short, the results of the procedure was a dud, thank goodness I didn't use a p to start that word. He won the case monetarily but no Empire State Bldg. Somewhere after our litigation on his behalf, which he scarcely had of his former prominence, in a manner of speaking, he had his name changed to .... Withers, iirc. (Think nickname for Richard, what is this? church?)
Takes me back to my undergrad years in engineering at New Mexico State U. My frat bros. and I would go down to Ciudad Juarez for a cultural exchange on a Friday night. We exchanged US dollars for language lessons en las casas de mal reputa con las putas, or troias in Italian. Anyway we also, at the time unbeknown to us, were picking up a time dependent learning opportunity about certain cocci, spirochaeta and insect life forms that usually didn't develop until about Tuesday when we found ourselves sheepishly gathered in the campus infirmary awaiting our round of penicillin shots and that blessed blue ointment. In fond contemplative memory I post that great Hymn of the Faith of my old fraternity here:
The Coasters - Poison Ivy (Doo Wop 50) - YouTube
I'm told by the guys still around that we had a great time. Darned black outs, or am I in the tertiary stage like poor Al Capone(silly Napolitano, shoulda' been Siciliano, tsk, tsk).