WARNING: TexasT can get you in a LOT of trouble
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IDK Cartstud- I'm startin to wonder about dem der people myself hehehe!! Crazy, aint they?? I think I just got a batch of beer nicotine, or maybe it was the sampler of fuzzy navel, yager bomb, IDK, but I think I'm ok now- just skeered still of TexasT's loony wife huntin us down
Yeeeaaah- downright crazy, insanely jealous, and just plain MEAN from what I'm readin here! Someone come to Ohio and stand guard outside my apartment to protect me. From what I also hear, you can spot her a mile away- she's a big 'en, so maybe bring 5 people to help me. Also, the Dude who is gettin blamed for TexasT's credit card statement, now he's in even more trouble...I'm prayin for him lol!!
Uh... ur... is your closet available?
Don't take advantage of Salem's generosity. You already vaped all her steeping flavors in the closet! Go to Free's next since it won't be too far. When T's wife heads down to Southern Illinois from Chicago, then you can come stay with us in Florida. This will work out well since we wanted to kidnap her anyway. Once you're here, we'll let her know that you're also here. Then when she comes after you, she'll see that T truly cares about her since we'll hold her ransom for 100,000 ml. of hopscotch. This plan will work! I think.
Yeah, I'd have to pay to get her back. She's a really good cook. She can make that macaroni and cheese in a box and I like that stuff a lot. And she makes homemade turnip ice cream and what she calls fat possum stew. Its so good I use it to bait my wild hog traps.
Then she's got that job at the Lube Rack and bringing in big money and because of her we've been on that television show "Redneck Front Yard" two times. Yep, I kinda need her around here.
Then she's got that job at the Lube Rack and bringing in big money and because of her we've been on that television show "Redneck Front Yard" two times. Yep, I kinda need her around here.
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Don't take advantage of Salem's generosity. You already vaped all her steeping flavors in the closet! Go to Free's next since it won't be too far. When T's wife heads down to Southern Illinois from Chicago, then you can come stay with us in Florida. This will work out well since we wanted to kidnap her anyway. Once you're here, we'll let her know that you're also here. Then when she comes after you, she'll see that T truly cares about her since we'll hold her ransom for 100,000 ml. of hopscotch. This plan will work! I think.
Be careful what you wish for! Trust me, if you manage to hold her down at all, you'll want a whole lot more than 100,000 mls. You haven't even factored in the destroyed furniture, landscaping, and structural damage. HOW... are you planning to control her? TexasT will probably be willing to pay even more to learn your secret.
HA! She'll never find me here! I holed up in one of Cheney's old "undisclosed locations". Even she can't get in here! I'm so thrilled, I'm going to place an order when I leave the forum!
I wish I had kept my Applewood juice now. I had my son go to the front to get it but it was already gone.
Well I found a hideout she'll never be able to get to! I'm going to celebrate by ordering some of that baby back rib juice.
What are you putting in your juice?
I had a near death experience. I can't even sleep. I spring up in a cold sweat every time a dog barks. You don't want to get on her radar! Just don't call her any names and you should be clear.
Oops... I see I posted too late. You really shouldn't have called her that. Better start thinking of a hideout...
Hey ab, she has a picture of her and Cheney hugging up on each other out on the plaid couch in the front yard by the boat.
But your okay, She got her a Defender e-cig and has been busy vaping up my Applewood.
Oh, and I saw on the color television at the Coffee Shop that there were a lot of reports of them flying saucers causing crop circles between Chicago and East Texas. But I think that was just her wandering around.
But your okay, She got her a Defender e-cig and has been busy vaping up my Applewood.
Oh, and I saw on the color television at the Coffee Shop that there were a lot of reports of them flying saucers causing crop circles between Chicago and East Texas. But I think that was just her wandering around.
You might want to check your freezer. There's a lot of news reports of cattle coming up missing last night in Southern IL.
Oh, do you think you might be able to sneak my Applewood away from her. The neighbors say she did take it!
Ummm, you'd better come and get it.
She's sitting out on the plaid couch by the boat eating some cans of Spam.
she can keep it. I'll order some more...
I agree Denrock. Some of these people are S-T-R-A-N-G-E. Good thing you and me are here to keep 'em in line.
** Checking route from East Texas to Chicago on MapQuest **
I don't even know the woman but have checked potential routing just in case. Feel safer as she probably goes through Arkansas to get to Chicago.
I don't even know the woman but have checked potential routing just in case. Feel safer as she probably goes through Arkansas to get to Chicago.
** Checking route from East Texas to Chicago on MapQuest **
I don't even know the woman but have checked potential routing just in case. Feel safer as she probably goes through Arkansas to get to Chicago.
Good idea!!!!
** Checking route from East Texas to Chicago on MapQuest **
I don't even know the woman but have checked potential routing just in case. Feel safer as she probably goes through Arkansas to get to Chicago.
Unless she smells Applewood being vaped in the West...
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