WARNING: TexasT can get you in a LOT of trouble

[ab357]

What would we do without you?

We are truly fortunate! Just think before he came around we... Wait a minute!

 

[Heartbskts]

Wow this is a very strange thread, but at the same time hilarious.

No- not wierd!! Just alot of fun people here on the fsusa's threads!! So, to be a fan and a stalker, you get A+ juice and alot of laughs too. In this day and age, we sure need it, especially for those of us who have succesfully quit and/or down to just a couple of analogs a day! Thank you fsusa for not only making great juice to help me quit after all these years, sales so that I can honestly say that I'm saving $$, and to all the great people here who just plain out make my day!! Oh yes- and I AM a chain vaper, so the sales do help, but then again, if your juice wasn't so good.....lol

 

[ab357]

No- not wierd!! Just alot of fun people here on the fsusa's threads!! So, to be a fan and a stalker, you get A+ juice and alot of laughs too. In this day and age, we sure need it, especially for those of us who have succesfully quit and/or down to just a couple of analogs a day! Thank you fsusa for not only making great juice to help me quit after all these years, sales so that I can honestly say that I'm saving $$, and to all the great people here who just plain out make my day!! Oh yes- and I AM a chain vaper, so the sales do help, but then again, if your juice wasn't so good.....lol

He'll be one of us soon! Bruhahaha!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Yeah, I'd have to pay to get her back. She's a really good cook. She can make that macaroni and cheese in a box and I like that stuff a lot. And she makes homemade turnip ice cream and what she calls fat possum stew. Its so good I use it to bait my wild hog traps.

Then she's got that job at the Lube Rack and bringing in big money and because of her we've been on that television show "Redneck Front Yard" two times. Yep, I kinda need her around here.

Second thoughts about the kidnapping based on her favorite foods. Then again, she would lose a lot of weight if she stayed at our house for awhile.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Be careful what you wish for! Trust me, if you manage to hold her down at all, you'll want a whole lot more than 100,000 mls. You haven't even factored in the destroyed furniture, landscaping, and structural damage. HOW... are you planning to control her? TexasT will probably be willing to pay even more to learn your secret.

HA! She'll never find me here! I holed up in one of Cheney's old "undisclosed locations". Even she can't get in here! I'm so thrilled, I'm going to place an order when I leave the forum!

I wish I had kept my Applewood juice now. I had my son go to the front to get it but it was already gone.

Good point. I hadn't thought about our house and yard being destroyed. Greg would have a fit if she messed up the landscaping. Our lawn guy would too. Now that you found a place, I might cancel my kidnapping plan. But, she's found you before. So, she'll probably find you again. Keep me posted! I can start clearing out one of the bedrooms and only leave a blow up mattress in the floor.

 

[ab357]

But, she's found you before. So, she'll probably find you again. Keep me posted!

I had an ego with a 306 atty in my hand. I almost swallowed it! You really know how to make a person feel safe and secure...

What's that I just heard?!

 

[TexasT]

Heh, heh, she's still right here. She just got home from the Lube Rack and is sitting out on the plaid couch in the front yard right now sucking on a pork chop bone.

Hey, ya wanna see a picture she painted? Click on it to make it larger.

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[Free2BMe]

T, that's beautiful! Seeeee...those art classes she's taking are paying off!

 

[salemgold]

Wow, T! That is really good!

 

[TexasT]

LOL, she says to thank you guys.

I had to sneak that painting of hers in. She's done a lot of beautiful artwork.

I'm proud of her.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

T - That's very nice. Share some more of her paintings!