We need everybody here...

[chrisl317]

To go to this link on the forum and do a write-in vote for Zombie Jesus!

http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/outside-polls/98866-top-deity-3.html

let's have some fun!!!

 

[CES]

I voted for the spaghetti monster already.....didn't even think of the write in (not as clever as I think i am). Maybe that's why I'm not on the evacuation notification bug out list...

LMAO when i saw your post on the thread

 

[chrisl317]

Some people take the "Outside" threads way too seriously. Need to lighten up every once in awhile!

 

[DragonVapor]

wrote in for Zombie Jesus + 1

Write in vote for Zombie Jesus.... with Space Buddha as Vice-Deity (Space Buddha only being an enlightened future human from the distance past sent from mars to cure monkey brain cancer and teach us the the ways of Odin the All-Father)

 

[chrisl317]

Let's get everyone over there to vote for Zombie Jesus!!!

 

[CES]

what happens if zombie jesus doesn't want to be voted for? I hear (meaning I'm making this up as I type) he can be very discriminating in who he allows to worship him.

 

[chrisl317]

what happens if zombie jesus doesn't want to be voted for? I hear (meaning I'm making this up as I type) he can be very discriminating in who he allows to worship him.

Well, last time I checked Zombie Jesus and Satan were tied at 2 a piece. Now does Zombie Jesus want to lose to the Spaghetti Monster? No! Forum pride is at stake here and Zombie Jesus will rise again!

 

[DragonVapor]

Well, last time I checked Zombie Jesus and Satan were tied at 2 a piece. Now does Zombie Jesus want to lose to the Spaghetti Monster? No! Forum pride is at stake here and Zombie Jesus will rise again!

And Again... and Again...

 

[CES]

Zombie Jesus will rise again!

And Again... and Again...

so, zombie jesus is from the south?

Either way, forum pride is not at stake (even if ya'll want to burn me at the stake for heresy). The spaghetti monster made zombie jesus... and the "holy ghost batman!".

Pirates too.

 

[lorikay13]

okay...my vote is in! One more for ZJC...

 

[DragonVapor]

okay...my vote is in! One more for ZJC...

TY Lori... lol I'm trying to use that thread to recruit for us... if I can' give you much of my time the least I can do is find playmates for you all

 

[Drozd]

sorry already put in my write in...
and in any way or form zombie or not jesus is a crock...so couldn't vote for him anyway

 

[lorikay13]

Thanks dragon...but I like to think my signature has helped some

besides...you might want to rethink this...umm...I'm not sure THAT is exactly where WE should be doing any recruiting....as usual anytime any deity gets mentioned the Christers get their panties all in a bunch...have you looked over there lately...those people are...aahh...well...nuts.

 

[DragonVapor]

sorry already put in my write in...
and in any way or form zombie or not jesus is a crock...so couldn't vote for him anyway

Maybe maybe not... the known teachings of Zombie Jesus are very few... But we do know that the greatest jumps in enlightenment occur near or after death... Odin for an example... therefore if we acknowledge that Jesus was enlightened in life then it is safe to assume that Zombie Jesus is Super-Enlightened... so though we cannot follow the teachings of Zombie Jesus we can still assume they would have surpassed his teachings in life...

Aye... it would be so much easier to make my point without having to moderate myself....

 

[DragonVapor]

Thanks dragon...but I like to think my signature has helped some

besides...you might want to rethink this...umm...I'm not sure THAT is exactly where WE should be doing any recruiting....as usual anytime any deity gets mentioned the Christers get their panties all in a bunch...have you looked over there lately...those people are...aahh...well...nuts.

We got Drozd... He follows Odin...and acknowledges that Odin is a Zombie

Quality not quantity, Love.

 

[chrisl317]

Maybe maybe not... the known teachings of Zombie Jesus are very few... But we do know that the greatest jumps in enlightenment occur near or after death... Odin for an example... therefore if we acknowledge that Jesus was enlightened in life then it is safe to assume that Zombie Jesus is Super-Enlightened... so though we cannot follow the teachings of Zombie Jesus we can still assume they would have surpassed his teachings in life...

Aye... it would be so much easier to make my point without having to moderate myself....

Your tearing them up over there aren't you? I just got done reading the other posts.

 

[Drozd]

Maybe maybe not... the known teachings of Zombie Jesus are very few... But we do know that the greatest jumps in enlightenment occur near or after death... Odin for an example... therefore if we acknowledge that Jesus was enlightened in life then it is safe to assume that Zombie Jesus is Super-Enlightened... so though we cannot follow the teachings of Zombie Jesus we can still assume they would have surpassed his teachings in life...

Aye... it would be so much easier to make my point without having to moderate myself....

well I don't know about super enlightened...after all those mormons believe that after he ascended into heaven he came back and reappeared in upstate new york...where he and an angel buried a book of gold that could only be read with a special pair of ruby glasses...
I mean really who leaves vacation to go to upstate new york to plant a book..

 

[chrisl317]

well I don't know about super enlightened...after all those mormons believe that after he ascended into heaven he came back and reappeared in upstate new york...where he and an angel buried a book of gold that could only be read with a special pair of ruby glasses...
I mean really who leaves vacation to go to upstate new york to plant a book..

At least he and the Angel didn't go to Jersey!

 

[DragonVapor]

well I don't know about super enlightened...after all those mormons believe that after he ascended into heaven he came back and reappeared in upstate new york...where he and an angel buried a book of gold that could only be read with a special pair of ruby glasses...
I mean really who leaves vacation to go to upstate new york to plant a book..

Mormon's were the scientologist of the 19th century... I don't think they count...

 

[whynotvap]

so, zombie jesus is from the south?

Either way, forum pride is not at stake (even if ya'll want to burn me at the stake for heresy). The spaghetti monster made zombie jesus... and the "holy ghost batman!".

Pirates too.

Don't forget about the midget either! His noodley appendages touch us all... and keep us from falling off the planet!

I guess for the sake of the forum I can throw ZJ a little something 'cause I like to think of Zombie Jesus like a dirty old bum. He's comin' up to me, and I'm 'bout to sock him one, cause, you know, he's a dirty old zombie, but then I say, "Wait a minute, there's something... I don't know, special about this guy."