we wish to announce MistressNomad as our newest SA and head of our Research & Developement...

Status
Not open for further replies.

LordDavon

Unregistered Supplier
ECF Veteran
Oct 3, 2010
5,981
9,756
Florida
www.discountvapers.com
LD, do you mind if I copy that and use it as my avatar for a while? Brilliant.

And I ain't going to Chicago or Florida whereever they are. Its cold there and warm here. I like warm! My cow likes warm too. That's why I thought she would like Ab.

Your cow looks, ummm... cold! :facepalm:
 

TexasT

Resting In Peace
ECF Veteran
Jul 7, 2010
12,783
32,221
East Texas
Oh wow I come to the last page here after reading the thread and there's a cow in a bikini.

Now Shell, don't get your heart all a-pumping looking at my cow.

Ab has already spoken for her and we're planning a June wedding for them. We're gonna have it in vaporgal's backyard. C'mon down!
 

LordDavon

Unregistered Supplier
ECF Veteran
Oct 3, 2010
5,981
9,756
Florida
www.discountvapers.com
Well, I know I never have, but other people keep clogging up these Threads with stuff about FSUSA. I don't know what to think about them!

You know, I want thinking the same thing. These people keep coming in here talking about juices and stuff. At first, I was REALLY offended, then I realized they were talking about FSUSA!
 

vaporgalinfla

Supplier Associate
ECF Veteran
May 7, 2010
5,918
914
Florida
Now Shell, don't get your heart all a-pumping looking at my cow.

Ab has already spoken for her and we're planning a June wedding for them. We're gonna have it in vaporgal's backyard. C'mon down!

Should we serve steak tartare? I truly don't want to offend the bride. Also, can you get her a nice cute summer dress to wear? We don't want to attract too much attention with her wearing a bikini.
 

vaporgalinfla

Supplier Associate
ECF Veteran
May 7, 2010
5,918
914
Florida
That's BBQ not wedding. I asked if we can BBQ a cow at Vap's backyard party. Barbecue

Nope - it's a wedding. I think your parents forgot to tell you that they made an arrangement when you were a baby. You will be marrying one of TT's cows. Of course, since you're marrying the one that likes to wear bikinis, you'll need to get her some warmer clothes for the Chicago weather. In the summer though, she can wear her bikini to Oak Street Beach. Just get her some good sun screen.

Off topic - Will you be going to Palm Beach, South Beach or the Keys for your honeymoon?
 

TexasT

Resting In Peace
ECF Veteran
Jul 7, 2010
12,783
32,221
East Texas
Nope - it's a wedding. I think your parents forgot to tell you that they made an arrangement when you were a baby. You will be marrying one of TT's cows. Of course, since you're marrying the one that likes to wear bikinis, you'll need to get her some warmer clothes for the Chicago weather. In the summer though, she can wear her bikini to Oak Street Beach. Just get her some good sun screen.

Off topic - Will you be going to Palm Beach, South Beach or the Keys for your honeymoon?

Now your trying to "woof" a old country boy. I know there ain't no beach in Chicago. That's in Florida and I know cause I've seen pictures. Ha, ha, ha, beach in Chicago. Is that the Atlantic or Pacific beach? I know they both have one.
 

ab357

Ultra Member
ECF Veteran
May 22, 2010
1,932
52
Chgo., IL.
Okay I'm shooting for the multi quote record.:2cool:

Oh boy! I'm just going to stand back here in the corner and watch. Here they come!

Yeah since you're yelling to get their attention.:facepalm:

Okay, T. You may have to use your charm to get those ladies to not attack poor Ab. I think he really needs your help this time!

He's putting a hit out on me. I think he's jealous because I have a Provari... well sort of:blush:

Should we serve steak tartare? I truly don't want to offend the bride. Also, can you get her a nice cute summer dress to wear? We don't want to attract too much attention with her wearing a bikini.

And of course you can be assured, we won't make much noise at all.:closedeyes:

Well, not all the time. Maybe we should talk about my new Provari though. I sure am enjoying it with my drip style cartos and RY5, RY4, and hopscotch! :)

I don't think I want to talk about Provaris right now:(

Yes I have learned to not have even my vp in my mouth when I know that T is posting in a thread. ;) I really don't want to damage my computer or my pv.

and now if I am understanding correctly I am seeing that we are talking about serving steak tar tar, and a dress for the cow?? oh my lol

Also don't waste too many brain cells trying to make reason out of some of the folks around here. Most are Dr. Pammy's patients.:p

Ask Ab about HIS new ProVari ... oh yes ... again!

I already warned Vap that you were trying to scare people into sending you their Provaris to "baby":evil:

Nope - it's a wedding. I think your parents forgot to tell you that they made an arrangement when you were a baby. You will be marrying one of TT's cows. Of course, since you're marrying the one that likes to wear bikinis, you'll need to get her some warmer clothes for the Chicago weather. In the summer though, she can wear her bikini to Oak Street Beach. Just get her some good sun screen.

Off topic - Will you be going to Palm Beach, South Beach or the Keys for your honeymoon?

My parents will be the first to tell you how rebellious I am. Don't start me on the beating I got when they caught me smoking at 13. I'm allergic to those "W" things and the M word. I still have hives from my daughter's wedding two years ago.

I have a feeling ECF will get me for the length of this post:blush:
 

ab357

Ultra Member
ECF Veteran
May 22, 2010
1,932
52
Chgo., IL.
Now your trying to "woof" a old country boy. I know there ain't no beach in Chicago. That's in Florida and I know cause I've seen pictures. Ha, ha, ha, beach in Chicago. Is that the Atlantic or Pacific beach? I know they both have one.

Nope, closest thing to beaches in Chicago are sandy ash trays.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Users who are viewing this thread