I got two orders in after kinda sorta leaving my wife with the accidental impression I hadn't ordered anything. She's so tight she wouldn't give a duck a drink. I was going to make a third order for some things I forgot.
After sitting and thinking ... mostly sitting ... and growing calluses on my elbows, I realized she really only needs a few quarters to feed the Soapy Dopey Laundromat once a month and I was going to do the third order, but I chickened out. She's really not all that mean, but she does blend in good with large boulders.
One thing I did do was ask for extra flavor on one of my orders. I think I just did it to see if I could upset anyone in Tucson, but I didn't. Sorry David and Pam, the devil made me do it.
So anyhow, if that durned USPS thing works this time maybe I can get to the Post Office before she does and get my box of goodies. If ya'all don't hear from me for quite a while you'll know she got there first.
