I love the stalks the best too! Whenever I cook broccoli I save them and end up nibbling them raw like a rabbit.
Can't say anyone has commented about me smelling of anything much (lately). Also, I highly doubt you are going to get a liquor flavor that tastes/smells enough like the actual drink for a cop to give you a field sobriety test if you fog up your car (which isn't recommended anyway, as it's good to see to drive). I have a brandy flavor that tastes fairly similar although less sweet and no one has ever commented about brandy on my breath.
I just stunk period, when I was smoking. My clothes, my car, my everything, I don't know now that I'm smoke free how non-smokers put up with me. My coworkers must be super tolerant. I was intensely focused on using hand sanitizer until someone reported me to my boss for "smelling like alcohol" and thought I was drunk on the job. (I was kind of insulted, if I were drinking, I wouldn't be going to work, period, LOL). I was able to connect it to the hand sanitizer but it was kind of a tense moment. I switched to another hand cleaner, then people were complaining about "perfumes."
LOL, my boss's solution was to quietly have hand sanitizers installed everywhere so no one could complain of "hand sanitizer" smells, she's a genius

To be fair, I do make them a ton of money in billing, and my boss's mom died of lung cancer due to smoking, so she was sympathetic. She's going to be so excited!
I think the Old Spice solution is that it's a heavily scented product. Both my kid and husband use it, and it reeekkkks. Not necessarily in a Bad Way but it would definitely mask most vape output I would think.
Anna