Death metal intros in American video reviews.
Incessant vapor-ring blowing in British video reviews.
Juice reviewers who succumb to the power of suggestion based on the name of a juice -- ex: "I'm reviewing Captain Jack by Halo. I definitely get nice taste of premium liquor here, like Captain Morgan's mixed with Jack Daniels." What?! I want my 5 minutes back.
When people vape and still refer to it as smoking -- ex: "When I'm smoking my PV..."
When people ask me "Are you still using that thing?"
When I'm showing my PV to a friend who smokes and I get a look that I interpret as skepticism mixed with disgust from their non-smoking significant other who wants the friend to quit smoking. I find this one very confusing.
Anti-smoking people who are also anti-vaping. Don't you want us to have any fun?
When someone posts in ECF with a PV trouble-shooting question and someone responds: "That's why you should have bought a such and such."
When someone writes a juice review and says it tastes like "puke" or "vomit." I don't doubt that there are a few out there that might taste like vomit, but Boba's Bounty? Really? But I thought it tasted like graham crackers.
The fact that sarcasm and irony are difficult to convey in posts without resorting to an emoticon like this one:
I agree that the "taking a toot" thing has to go.