Burnt holes in shirts…LOL! I set my pants on fire!
This is a true cigarette story, ladies of a tender disposition really should skip this post.
When I was a young lad in the 70's, I used to enjoy nothing more at parties than sitting cross legged on the floor chatting to members of the opposite sex. Naturally, much tobacco and alcohol was consumed. At one party, I was having a great conversation with this girl and I was cursed with the peril all filter tip smokers eventually encounter - the tip adhering to the bottom lip. In this instance the adhesive properties were so potent I dragged my fingers down the remaining half inch or so of the cigarette, and when they reached the burning embers, ripped the stub from my lips.
At exactly the same moment in time the young lady was just in the process of inhaling. The glowing projectile left my burnt fingers and performed the most delicate parabola over a distance of a few inches and landed, filter side down, between the ample cleavage of my companion, to be wedged in a perfectly upright position. To this day, I can still picture this lonely Marlboro Red rising and falling with every breath, a perverse glowing testament to the low-cut fashion of the age. The aforementioned companion then turned a very strange shade of green, and after uttering my profuse apologies, I calmly retrieved the errant missile between forefinger and thumb of my unburnt hand.
Totally ruined the conversation.
Back on topic, pet peeves:
- Poor quality design/engineering. Mods and tanks aren't cheap, so why can't manufacturers go the extra mile and perform some rudimentary quality control? I have a selection of vaping gear that is in dire need of some extra fine sandpaper to get rid of the sharp edges I've cut myself on. The batteries in one mod are wedged in with a wad of insulating tape as the back rattles every time I press the fire button (which the paint started to wear off in less than a months use).
- Complexity and consistency. I know changing coil configurations, tanks and wattages will give very different results, but even using a stock coil (Cleito 120) I would get a different vape experience just over an evening. Something as simple as refilling the tank can change the flavour.
- Lack of support from commercial vaping shops in helping smokers get off the habit. Admittedly, I've only been to a few shops, but if they had a fraction of the knowledge and wisdom here at ECF I'd have become a committed vaper much sooner.