what does your username mean?

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HauntedMyst

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I’m a fairly flatulent fellow, always have been. Some people can bend spoons with their mind, I can do it by breaking wind after eating strong cheese. One night, I was out with the boys tying one on and eating White Castle hamburgers (forbidden to be sold in Iraq due to their gastronomical potential to be turned into a chemical weapon) and came home and fell asleep on the couch. Well, the body does what it needs to do and I woke with the need to recycle. I was sitting on the can producing a lethal fog in the room (naturally, I am immune to it). I didn’t know grandma was staying over and she wandered into the bath room after I was done with it. The rest of the family knows to hit the venting button (not your average vent, but an industrial one). She lost her sense of smell in the big war and with the lights out, didn’t see the mist hanging in there. Being 97, she didn’t have the strength to make it back out. The EMT’s arrived, put on their HAZMAT suits and dragged her out and sealed the room to contain the environment. From then on, some times during middle of the night, you can see grandma’s ghost in there gagging and warning others, surrounded by the mist. Hence the name, HauntedMyst.
 

308hjute

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Another automotive one here. Had this username on various forums for years. Pic for reference below.

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308 = engine size in cubic inches
HJ = model designation. Holden HJ
ute = utility. What would be termed a pickup in the USA
 

eHuman

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Play on words. No longer being a cigarette-human, and finding the term e-cig humorous, "eHuman" was born.

Current is indirectly proportional to resistance and directly proportional to voltage, but I am determined. If you lower resistance I will lower voltage, if you raise resistance I will raise voltage. I WILL vape at my sweet spot. I'm eHuman, resistance is futile.


eHuman:
Enjoys wood-crafting, tinkering with all things electro-mechanical, bodysurfing, and converting college campus security to ecigs when they came over to "bust" me for "smoking" on campus.
 
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