Elph, I'm Dr.TT. I got my Phd. on-line for $189.95 plus shipping and handling and my diploma is signed by a whole bunch of people.
Step into my office here and let me examine that burned booby.
I specialize in PV burns to boobs.
Dr. TT
Well, ok TT. But only because you have that Phd. Otherwise I'd think you were just trying see my boob...