LOL yup, that's why I've been a "closet smoker" for many years now. Er, make that WAS. I carried baby wipes with so I could wipe my hands before walking into a building to get the smell off. LOTS of Febreeze. Breath mints, tooth bleaching, light scented body sprays to mist into my hair. When people did catch me smoking they were always surprised so I guess I covered it well. It was also annoying if they'd see me slipping out the door at work and scream "Oh are you going for a SMOKE BREAK???" ...... me off that they would have to draw attention to what I was doing. It's not like I screamed out to them "Oh, are you going to take a giant CRAP on your break????"
The sad thing is, I feel so accomplished now that I am at a week without smoking but since I did it incognito for so long, there's no one to say "good job!" I guess that's why I'm here on these forums