I was playing this tape back when I was in the US Armed Forces. Fat Man was playing when a large sized guy went strolling
through our compartment. He walked back, stood there and gave me the evil eye and left without saying anything.
#skipthedonutspal #sorrynotsorry #LOL
Don't want to be a fat man,
people would think that I was
just good fun.
Would rather be a thin man,
I am so glad to go on being one.
Too much to carry around with you,
no chance of finding a woman who
will love you in the morning and all the night time too.
Don't want to be a fat man,
have not the patience to ignore all that.
Hate to admit to myself half of my problems
came from being fat.
Won't waste my time feeling sorry for him,
I seen the other side to being thin.
Roll us both down a mountain
and I'm sure the fat man would win.