what they say,what they mean.

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skoony

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hi all,
with all the demands modern living imposes on us it becomes increasingly hard to always find the time to do the proper research on who to buy our products from.


not to worry though as i have taken the time to do some of that for
all my great fellow ECF members.
in an effort to make your shopping more easier i have compiled a short list of marketing claims and deciphered them for you to help speed your way to a quicker and more informed decision.
this is by no means a comprehensive list so feel free to add some
of your own.
:D;):D


regards
mike






eco-friendly-no animals where killed in the making of this juice.


custom crafted blends-down to less then ten test batches till we get some thing vapable.


made by our culinary artist-once worked at Applebees,Chilis,TGIF or Olive Garden.


made by our gourmet chef-once was a vallee at that fancy place on Lake
Minnetonka where one can eat 40 dollar steaks and swill on 8 dollar a
bottle domestic beer.


miticuosly made in our own labs-our workers have very small hands.


our vision is one of embracing the change of consciousness that is at our doorstep. Like many times before on planet Earth, (as well as, I am sure, elsewhere in this vast Universe), we live in a time of great change. History shows that all great, and even lesser, civilizations ultimately reach a point of crisis that either sees it fall into the hands of fear or reach for the heights of hope and enlightenment. We embrace the enlightenment.


With this site we hope to advance the cause of enlightened consciousness on a planet where environmental concerns are paramount to our survival. The ecig is a small step in that direction. How?...It is much friendlier than a traditional cigarette both to the user and to the atmosphere of our beautiful blue planet because there is no combustion or burning of a product. We hope that by offering people an altrnative to the traditional cigarette it will facilitate a positive step in the shifting of the consciousness of the people of planet Earth, ultimately helping them to abandon the habits of old and embrace the promise of a new paradigm.-i havn't a clue what this means. if you figure it out let me know,they may be on to something here.


own in-house development and production team-they are at the other end of the stainless steel table next to our miticuoless workers.


No expense was spared while creating this e-liquid.-we still have to
pre-pay for our supplies.




very bright, almost effervescent, with a pronounced and sparkling high end. These virtually shimmer. Others are darker and deeper, with bass notes predominant. Some emphasize the distinct taste of each component; others are blended into a unified and more singular flavor experience. Some are downright spectacular vapes; others fall short---occasionally way short.-clear,bright and all sparkly like gold schlager mixed with foster lager and french roast for darkness all blended together so you never quite get whats going on.


Best accurately described as rich honey with blue berry notes. The blue berry isn't tarty but more sweet of blue berry's outer layer. It's a comfortable all day vape and delicious. The smell is also really eye catching as well. It's a smooth vape, and for a smooth vape I requested them to add a hint of mint (breeze selection) which came out perfect.
-bit-o-honey with jolly ranch,sweet like jelly,bland and unobtrusive,it burns my eyes and
has no throat hit so i made them add mint.


All of the premium e-juice selections are made here at by our master mixologist.-actually graduated from bar tending school.




we are consistently pushing the envelope forward with innovative product releases that meet and exceed the needs and wants of the electronic cigarette user community.-coming out with new productsas fast as we can in order to sqeeze as much money out of you boobs as we can.


We have searched far and wide in selecting the best quality flavors and ingredients available.-thank god for google.


We envision a population of individuals educated about Personal Vaporizers (e-cigarettes) and the e-liquid that we all love.-
as long as its our stuff your educated about and buy.
 
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Steamix

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Not much difference to the flowery descriptions in catalogures/travel brochures/investment fliers/ etc. / etc...
Always needs a bit of contextual reading...

Like 'quiet neighbourhood' could mean a splendid view of the local graveyard or less than five gunfight per night - depending on where u live ;)

And as hard-boiled FT customer I know how to interpret their sparse texts :)
 
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