What would you say?

[philoshop]

"There's no tobacco and no smoke. I'm no longer smoking."

 

[CMD-Ky]

I would say, " I will not justify anything that I do to you nor to any of your intellectually challenged viewers. I will not participate in your charade. Now, get that GD microphone out of my face."

 

[SissySpike]

I would say I have lice then rub the microphone in my hair.

 

[Hitmetwice]

When I drink a glass of water it looks like I might be drinking straight Vodka, but I'm not.
When I vape it looks like I might be smoking, yet have not touched tobacco for 2 yrs. now.