Not stupidity, more misfortune though never the less I feel stupid for it. Curiosity killed the DSE901...
I had prepped my black Mini (drip smoke style) for the hike into town to sort out my business account at the bank today. I had to use a loose fitting mouth piece because all my good fitting ones were taking a soak bath. Been having a little trouble with some carts leaking juice. And thus I took the scenic route into town, despite the rain, as I usually do.
On route, for some utterly unknown compelling reason, I decided to have a peak at the zonkingly huge Koi in the village pond. With mini firmly between my teeth, vaping happily, umbrella in one hand and other hand nonchantly tucked into a pocket I scanned the pond for Koi. Bit murky out there today, can't see any of those monsters. So I looked down for the oppurtunists that come to the edge for bread. Suddenly the weight in my mouth lightened and time slowed down as I watched my DSE901 taking the Newton Express towards the pond.
PLOP!
Nashing the now empty mouth piece what followed next could only be best descibed as an abuse of the English langauge that'd make even the saltiest of sea pirates blush! Worse still, I bought a 10 pack of Marlboro analogue Lights and smoked my way through more than half the pack for the remainder of the journey in a grumpy huff over my Mini's watery demise.
Curse my inner 9 year old self for wanting to look at fishies.
