I used to drive a LVT-P7 (tracked amphibious troop carrier) during my last enlistment.
1) 300 miles on a tank of diesel
Is that far enough to outrun ALL the undead?
2) Flattens zombies dead-dead (I may have taken out a car or two on the tank trails at Camp Lejuene)
Gotta get the head or they'll still crawl after you, tirelessly (no pun)
3) Amphibious - never seen a zombie swim, except in that MS commercial
That one wasn't swimming, he was walking on the bottom. No air, no problem!
4) Got a heater inside - sleeping's nice and cozy
Yep, probably right there.
5) 4-12 volt car batteries - can you say HV vaping!!
Vape or start the engines... Might make for a difficult choice!
6) Got to go...? We got bilge pumps, pick a spot where no ones sleeping.
Well I guess that's better than 'letting it all hang out' for those that can.
7) Ain't no one getting in.
Also makes it hard for anyone to get out too! Makes bloody MRE's a reality
Bye, Bye