I can just see the commercial on tv late night, right after the sham WOW guy.
Are you tired of being overweight? are you tired of all those fad diets that never work, or those work out videos that only make you sweat? Are you a smoker and want to get rid of that nasty smell you carry around with you? (disclaimer- Only applies to cig smell not BO)
Well here is the last weight loss program you will ever try!!!
Introducing VAPING...!! the new diet brought to you by Vapor4Life!
No more rigorous exercise, no more self loathing and no more having to pack your cigarettes on your hand or some other hard surface!! (or worry if you just smoked you're lucky cig before the end of the pack)
When your feeling hungry, just grab your E-cig and vap!! comes in a variety of flavors, from sweet candy, bacon and eggs to your favorite filet and garlic mashed potatoes, all you need right in one simple to use product.
Hit the snooze bar one to many times in the morning? well NO problem, and no need to stop by your local coffee shop to buy that expensive cup of coffee, just grab your coffee flavored cart and your good to go. Lunch time and you have to much work to do? No problem, just grad your favorite ham and cheese sandwich (with real mayo) cart and your all set, all the taste and flavor of a freshly made sandwich!!
And if you act now, we will throw in 2 free carts with your first order, Salisbury steak and chicken fried rice!!
Ok, well that was silly enough for this morning i think. hope you all enjoyed.
I have not lost any weight, but i have gained my lungs and health back. I am ok with that
