I whipped out my P.E.N.I.S. at work the other day, and one of my female co-workers exclaimed about how freakishly huge it was. Her little ego apparently got twisted, and she did appear a little intimidated. I thanked her for the compliment, though. I also suggested that she upgrade to spinner, for better results. We'll see what happens.
The above is amazingly enough based on a true story.