Woodvils in December?

[RattlerX]

Thanx for the heads up, I'll be a perfect gentleman but I'll come packin

Ouch....I see there have been some improvements since I last bought a PLASTIC single hand held 3" water pistol from a five and dime.....

Maybe we can be friends....pm me for a strategy session.....

 

[RattlerX]

Clever my friend give the obvious setup so they miss the subtle one. Since they will have forgotten the cup they'll never make it through the door.

As long as they never figure out the secret handshake and pass phrase we are golden...

 

[Filthy-Beast]

Ok FB, you are evil, spit it out. Cup? Whatcha talkin 'bout Willis? I will be listening to all you Reovets, stalking you all, to get to the most secret of woodsale intel.

Sports cup, typically thought to be needed by males only, but I'm told a well placed knee can also render a female out of the race.

 

[RattlerX]

When was the big sale? I think I just missed it and didn't understand what was going on.

It was the end of Feb last year...Don't worry about not understanding I will explain everything to you after the first of the year....

 

[Filthy-Beast]

I think Dennis is also working on version 2.0 of his shop and block bot app

 

[RattlerX]

Ok FB, you are evil, spit it out. Cup? Whatcha talkin 'bout Willis? I will be listening to all you Reovets, stalking you all, to get to the most secret of woodsale intel.

Ok Here is the secret.....get low....I mean real low and sneak in the front door....as fast as you can get to the back door and quietly go out. It will lock behind you but do not worry. When your in the porcupine patch near the big oak tree turn left and head home. I will be standing and the register. I will not be able to wave because my arms will be full of REO's but I will let you know how everything turned out. got it....don't tell anyone

 

[RattlerX]

I think Dennis is also working on version 2.0 of his shop and block bot app

That black bot app.......please he will just be a menace slowing the server down with that antiquated hack job.....lol

Karen on the other hand has ver 5.2 running strong. It is said that you can preselect everything and set a start time. It is called Hot Bot and I am sure glad I am a beta tester. The full release will be in March 2015.


Don't worry FB we are buds and I will hook you up. Sending file transfer now.

 

[Clark F]

Limit it to 2 per customer seems fair. No?

 

[RattlerX]

Limit it to 2 per customer seems fair. No?

Yea seems fair enough for us ladies and gentlemen...1 every 30 minutes.




good thing Rattler is a grumpy ole' snake

 

[CaptSteve]

Limit it to 2 per customer seems fair. No?

I'm not greedy, I'll be a happy camper if I get the one. Besides I have to have something to look forward to next year don't you think?

 

[pennysmalls]

Sports cup, typically thought to be needed by males only, but I'm told a well placed knee can also render a female out of the race.

Oh crap, the cup thing went right over my head!

 

[Filthy-Beast]

I see I'm going to have to borrow a 40gig network card from my friends at Emulex.

 

[Filthy-Beast]

Limit it to 2 per customer seems fair. No?

No!

 

[RattlerX]

I see I'm going to have to borrow a 40gig network card from my friends at Emulex.

Good call...
Borrow two and shoot me one. I will only need it for ~3 minutes and then I will send right back.

I have been upgrading the new server rack all morning. It will take me at least 2 more months to get everything set and ready. But it will handle 23 independent systems at blazing speed. I had the local cable company install a double direct line on their system just for me. After the sale they will branch it out to the rest of the neighborhood. If that is not good enough for me I will just have to wait until 2015.

 

[Raynman]

I came up with a adjustable hoople proof stainless 510 connection

It's impossible to make anything fool proof.....because fools are so ingenious.

 

[Clark F]

No!

This reminds of the guitar pedal scene where a people buy up all the stock only to resale at 4x amounts.

 

[CaptSteve]

This reminds of the guitar pedal scene where a people buy up all the stock only to resale at 4x amounts.

Oh boy not the plague of the flipper again

 

[RattlerX]

Dennis,
Can you make me an app that mows the grass, edges the sidewalks, and weed eats the house and fence..... send it quick please it is pushing triple digits again today?

If it is not too much trouble a flower bed de-weeder might be handy. I had originally gave Mrs. Rattler that job but after my last comment I am now hunting my cup...lol

 

[unsure]

Yes he will have them up for a week or better so we can all drool and pick our favorites. My list of favorites for the last run had about 40 of them in it.

Once the sale starts it is best to hang back a bit... ~5 minutes..... You do not want to get trampled at the door.

If you decide to tempt fate and jump in at the start don't forget you helmet, knee pads, and stun gun......oh crap wait... forget the stun gun that is on my checklist..you should bring a water pistol or marshmallow shooter.

Ok now your just scaring the noobies. When the date is officially announced its like this....

Then the night of the sale there is the rush home from work to their computers to login....

And of course the first 45 minutes to an hour of this on your screen before you get to the website only to find all your favorites already gone.

Not to worry..... Eazy Peezy!!

 

[Clark F]

Well done!