Right? I'm pretty sure my dog is addicted to NIC bc she always sticks her face into any vapor and "licks" like she's trying to eat it.
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Right? I'm pretty sure my dog is addicted to NIC bc she always sticks her face into any vapor and "licks" like she's trying to eat it.
Wow that's uncanny! I do too. My wife is totally embarrassed when I do it in public though.
Second hand? Don't know what your avi is drawing on, but I never got that ego back from mine
Why catnip of course. The only thing keeping us safe is they havn't figured out to use the childproof lighters... yet We have BAD cats.
A little late back to the party, but.......
Vapendectomy. Credit card removal. What my wife is going to perform on me when the credit card bill comes in showing my latest purchases.
"Man, I have not picked up anything new since my vapendectomy."
vape Pluck. That instant when pulling your gear from your lips after a "toot" and realizing one lone hair in your mustaches got pinched in the tight slit between the tank and drip tip resulting in a quick and somewhat painful extraction of said hair.
"Some reaction. Is that juice that bad?" "Naw,, just an unexpected vape pluck."
Then again, I guess a vapendectomy could be a result of a vape pluck?
Vapendectomy. Credit card removal. What my wife is going to perform on me when the credit card bill comes in showing my latest purchases.
"Man, I have not picked up anything new since my vapendectomy."
vape Pluck. That instant when pulling your gear from your lips after a "toot" and realizing one lone hair in your mustaches got pinched in the tight slit between the tank and drip tip resulting in a quick and somewhat painful extraction of said hair.
"Some reaction. Is that juice that bad?" "Naw,, just an unexpected vape pluck."
Then again, I guess a vapendectomy could be a result of a vape pluck?
Why catnip of course. The only thing keeping us safe is they havn't figured out to use the childproof lighters... yet We have BAD cats.
Bad Cat? That's gotta be an oxymoron.
What would a bad cat do? Bark? Not bury its poop? Run around the neighborhood no matter how much Master yells? Wait, no, cats do that last thing anyway.
I think our cat is pretty much a model of decorum. She doesn't shred things, unless they're HER things out in the garage (I think she figures anything out there is hers, and so fair game); she's never tried to jump on my desk (she'd collapse the keyboard drawer if she tried to sit on my keyboard!); The only "bad cat" antics we've seen is if we open the front door, not expecting her to be lying in wait behind it, and she runs out like a black streak of lightening. But she's a sucker for a white paper plate, knowing that they usually contain Tuxie Treats.
One thing she does, I didn't even know about, till my husband told me. She was always a garage kitty, going outdoors in the daytime. When fall came, with cold rain, she graduated to being a house kitty, but still slept in the garage at night. When it got REALLY cold, she graduated to sleeping in my husband's room at night. He told me that recently, she's started getting up on his pillow, and batting at his head while he's sleeping -- revenge, no doubt, for all the pats and rubs we inflict on her when sh's sleeping on the back of the couch.
And the other morning, when his alarm went off... the cat was sitting there on the nightstand, right in the way of the alarm clock, going "meow?" and batting at his hand as he reached for the snooze button. 
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BUT® = Bad Unidentified Taste (in so many juices) wax taste, grease taste, plasticky taste all fall under B.U.T
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Then we will spare you the stories
What I find most interesting it that Cavenerd and I just reviled our real names and email addresses to each other in such an unusual way. While I do use my real name on most mailing lists and at least one web forum, in general I prefer to not use my real name when the subject is the least bit controversial.
And along with this is:
Juicekkun - Firing a very high wattage, sub-ohm, recently filled atty and having hot juice fly directly into your mouth before you actually make it to the drip tip
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Vapin a Cosmo; definition: when you mixed multiple flavors and you may experience not remembering what is in it or what your tasting. Examples of why you may be vapin a cosmo 1. Tired of the flavor you are vapin and don't want to dump in the drain. 2. You're craving for a flavor and don't know what it is 3. You're running low on e liquids and had to combine all of them to fill your atomizer.
Used in a sentence: What are you vapin? I'm vapin a cosmo.
Used in a sentence: What are you vapin? I'm vapin a cosmo.
Hey folks. Apologies for not getting all of these organized into a blog yet. I had real intentions to do it this weekend but I was super-busy being hungover* and feeling like my head was going to explode when I tried to move something as simple as my eyes.
I'm feeling much better now. Meaning I can now look side to side without softly weeping to myself. I'll start tonight and have it up by midweek. Promise**
Thanks for hanging in there and keep these definitions coming. They are GOLD!
* Do NOT accept any drinking challenges from people less than 1/2 your age. You've been warned.
** We'll see how this works out.
I'm feeling much better now. Meaning I can now look side to side without softly weeping to myself. I'll start tonight and have it up by midweek. Promise**
Thanks for hanging in there and keep these definitions coming. They are GOLD!
* Do NOT accept any drinking challenges from people less than 1/2 your age. You've been warned.
** We'll see how this works out.
Ouch Cave, im typing in a soft quiet font. I quit accepting drinking challenges, I learned that even winning isn't truly winning!
Vapegician n; Any vapor who has the ability to, almost miraculously, vape through vast quantities of juice.
Reviewouche Bag n; A large class of reviewers that fail to make sense, give bad information, give incomplete information and/or post reviews simply to gain "fame" rather than for the betterment of the vaping community. Often identified by being as interesting, and also as having the charisma and likability, of a PBS documentary about different kinds of lint.
Toob Envy v; An unfortunate affliction characteristic of Reviewouche Bags caused by their distinct lack of followers and popularity. Expresses most often as "too-cool-for-school" attitude and disdainful, yet imitating, demeanor towards actual YouTube reviewers.
Reviewouche Bag n; A large class of reviewers that fail to make sense, give bad information, give incomplete information and/or post reviews simply to gain "fame" rather than for the betterment of the vaping community. Often identified by being as interesting, and also as having the charisma and likability, of a PBS documentary about different kinds of lint.
Toob Envy v; An unfortunate affliction characteristic of Reviewouche Bags caused by their distinct lack of followers and popularity. Expresses most often as "too-cool-for-school" attitude and disdainful, yet imitating, demeanor towards actual YouTube reviewers.
Ouch Cave, im typing in a soft quiet font. I quit accepting drinking challenges, I learned that even winning isn't truly winning!
"Quiet" font is much appreciated. I've been trying to see if the entire World wants to play "the be-quiet" game but no luck so far.
Why does this sound familiar? Almost like I recently came across such a person... hmmmmmm.
Why does this sound familiar? Almost like I recently came across such a person... hmmmmmm.
uhm, must be a coincidence....? *slow nod and wink*
INTRODUCING!!
The new and improved Vaptionary Thread:
Now with a disclaimer so I don't get hate mail:
**All definitions appearing in this thread are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
Sir Vape A Lot is the name of my favorite local B&M... They'll laugh their asses off reading that description!
And how did we not get Vapemail in the list? I claim the best kind of mail you can get as my contribution to this excellent exercise!
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