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I AM DYING FOR CHINESE FOOD!!!!!! I just had to get that off my chest, It's my fav and I can't cook it, I want shredded pork in garlic sauce and hot and sour soup! Spare Ribs, Roast Pork ends, I want dumplings and lobster roll, I want sizzling steak, butterfly shrimp wrapped in bacon and chicken w/eggpalnt or chicken with tomatoes, I want chicken in a birds nest. I want it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok I am done with food porn. at least for now. anybody got a good recipe to try and duplicate any of this?
ok I am done with food porn. at least for now. anybody got a good recipe to try and duplicate any of this?
ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my arms were getting tired flying pretty much SOLO
Dang, woman. You're making me hungry! I had no dinner, just a small salad before I left work. 
Recipe for the best Chinese you can get...
1 set car keys
1 car/truck/van/motorcycle/moped/etc
1 favorite Chinese restaurant
1 debit card
Can substitue other form of payment
Directions:
Track down car keys in house (could take a search dog in some houses)
Enter car
Open garage door if needed
Start car
Back car out of driveway
Close garage door (if needed)
Drive to Chinese restaurant
Turn off car
Enter restaurant, wait in line
Order best Chinese food you can get
Wait...
Ask server to staple the bag shut...it's the only way it'll get home.
Enter car
Start car
Leave Chinese restaurant
Drive home
Open garage door
Park car
Turn off car
Close garage door
Try to put car keys in a similar place, but not lost
Bring best Chinese food you just got into house
Shout dirty words at the staples the server put in the bag
Remove best Chinese food from bag
Eat
Should I write a recipe book? I can do Best hamburger, Best Mexican, Best just about anything you can think of!
Recipe for the best Chinese you can get...
1 set car keys
1 car/truck/van/motorcycle/moped/etc
1 favorite Chinese restaurant
1 debit card
Can substitue other form of payment
Directions:
Track down car keys in house (could take a search dog in some houses)
Enter car
Open garage door if needed
Start car
Back car out of driveway
Close garage door (if needed)
Drive to Chinese restaurant
Turn off car
Enter restaurant, wait in line
Order best Chinese food you can get
Wait...
Ask server to staple the bag shut...it's the only way it'll get home.
Enter car
Start car
Leave Chinese restaurant
Drive home
Open garage door
Park car
Turn off car
Close garage door
Try to put car keys in a similar place, but not lost
Bring best Chinese food you just got into house
Shout dirty words at the staples the server put in the bag
Remove best Chinese food from bag
Eat
Should I write a recipe book? I can do Best hamburger, Best Mexican, Best just about anything you can think of!
Definitely write a book. That's the best recipe for Chinese food I've ever seen.
you are a smart ....! I like that!
Recipe for the best Chinese you can get...
1 set car keys
1 car/truck/van/motorcycle/moped/etc
1 favorite Chinese restaurant
1 debit card
Can substitue other form of payment
Directions:
Track down car keys in house (could take a search dog in some houses)
Enter car
Open garage door if needed
Start car
Back car out of driveway
Close garage door (if needed)
Drive to Chinese restaurant
Turn off car
Enter restaurant, wait in line
Order best Chinese food you can get
Wait...
Ask server to staple the bag shut...it's the only way it'll get home.
Enter car
Start car
Leave Chinese restaurant
Drive home
Open garage door
Park car
Turn off car
Close garage door
Try to put car keys in a similar place, but not lost
Bring best Chinese food you just got into house
Shout dirty words at the staples the server put in the bag
Remove best Chinese food from bag
Eat
Should I write a recipe book? I can do Best hamburger, Best Mexican, Best just about anything you can think of!
Try here:
Ethnic Cuisine: Chinese Recipes - Kraft Recipes
Or perhaps here:
Cheap Chinese Recipes | Eating Well
Ethnic Cuisine: Chinese Recipes - Kraft Recipes
Or perhaps here:
Cheap Chinese Recipes | Eating Well
Dang, woman. You're making me hungry! I had no dinner, just a small salad before I left work.
i am sorry, I didn't either , I didn't feel well earlier, so I figured I would wait, now I am starving. Salad won't stop this train wreck! I need spicy , slightly sweet, and salty food. maybe rice with soy sauce? nah. chicken soup with chinese mustard, naw. ughhhhh I want it and I can't make it myself and it's too late to even get an egg roll or soup.
I wish I had defrosted pork chops, I have a sauce that might work, you know, I have to make that tomorrow
Yummm, those sound really good...and cheap too! Thanks, I bookmarked those.
Thank you Delores! That is great I am going to try some of the recipes. I need that it is my all time favorite food, the only kind I can't make.
I grew up eating Chinese food more often than any other kind, probably why I consider it my comfort food!
Definitely write a book. That's the best recipe for Chinese food I've ever seen.
Uh huh...fits right in.
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