I have never drunkenly fallen asleep with a mod but there are worse things to go to bed with than a glass mod, and they are usually human. I'd take a glass mod any day and although I have IMPROVED with the glass and stuff, like I have never destroyed a glass mod asleep and I do still sleep like the dead. Relationships? Those are a lot more fragile.
It's cool though because I have my new favorite conjunction (I think it is, I was not the beneficiary of "Conjunction Junction" and other songs until I was too old to understand them) but word smash we will call it, "Y'ever."
I am going to try it on my brother tomorrow. And it will be sweet. I am going to see how many times I can say it and that will tell me if I am being listened too attentively.
Then I can say, "Y'ever get the impression someone is on the phone with you but they are just putting in the motions?"
It will be sweet. I need these things. Lately I have been ending all my emails with, "Some day, we will all be dead." I'm not depressed exactly I just well I wake up so sore and tired and then I do impossible amounts of things and I think, "One day, we will all be dead and wow that will be something. Or nothing. I guess it will hurt LESS though. Unless I am in hell.. Or am already in hell; in which case I guess I am undergoing the salvation of eternal atheism."
Fortunately, the people I email are used to my ways. They're like "Uh huh Anna there are people living out of card board boxes you POOR THING."
Y'ever play with your mods like they are Barbies and tuck them into little like beds and stuff? Good. Me neither. That might be grounds for an involuntary psych unit time and space. I bet in England you can vape on the psych unit wherever you want. Not here though.
If I had to go to the psych until here I might tuck a very compact vape in a special place and hope really hard I did not have to get an MRI first because you would NOT get it out of me by WORDS alone.
I would be the envy of all my peers (provided there was no MRI) then I don't think I would be the envy at ALL if I HAD an MRI. The mean ones would laugh and the sad ones would cry and I would be demanding nicotine gum and being very, very bad tempered indeed.
Also it might be the one time I would try you know a pod. Etc. Sharp corners seem like a bad idea.
Anna
It's cool though because I have my new favorite conjunction (I think it is, I was not the beneficiary of "Conjunction Junction" and other songs until I was too old to understand them) but word smash we will call it, "Y'ever."
I am going to try it on my brother tomorrow. And it will be sweet. I am going to see how many times I can say it and that will tell me if I am being listened too attentively.
Then I can say, "Y'ever get the impression someone is on the phone with you but they are just putting in the motions?"
It will be sweet. I need these things. Lately I have been ending all my emails with, "Some day, we will all be dead." I'm not depressed exactly I just well I wake up so sore and tired and then I do impossible amounts of things and I think, "One day, we will all be dead and wow that will be something. Or nothing. I guess it will hurt LESS though. Unless I am in hell.. Or am already in hell; in which case I guess I am undergoing the salvation of eternal atheism."
Fortunately, the people I email are used to my ways. They're like "Uh huh Anna there are people living out of card board boxes you POOR THING."
Y'ever play with your mods like they are Barbies and tuck them into little like beds and stuff? Good. Me neither. That might be grounds for an involuntary psych unit time and space. I bet in England you can vape on the psych unit wherever you want. Not here though.
If I had to go to the psych until here I might tuck a very compact vape in a special place and hope really hard I did not have to get an MRI first because you would NOT get it out of me by WORDS alone.
I would be the envy of all my peers (provided there was no MRI) then I don't think I would be the envy at ALL if I HAD an MRI. The mean ones would laugh and the sad ones would cry and I would be demanding nicotine gum and being very, very bad tempered indeed.
Also it might be the one time I would try you know a pod. Etc. Sharp corners seem like a bad idea.
Anna
