You know you're a vapeaholic when...........!

[DM]

When your non vaping husband tells you that a tube mod will look like your carrying a dildo every where you go and you just look at him and say ten years ago you would have thought that was hot LOL and other people are going to think its a (MODERATED) and you just really don't care. And when you call cigs analogs and smokers look at you kind of funny but you don't get why till later that day. When you spend 25.00 on stickers to turn your pen styles and cartos pink sparkly and when you have spent so much time typing on ECF that you become a better speller and reading this thread and posting on it at 12.45 am when you have to get up with your 3 kids at 7 am. Life is sure good tho...

Yup, ur a vapoholic alright!

You know your a vapoholic when......

a dozen bats just isn't enough .

Your car is littered with cartos, charging cords and batteries.

You have vaping supplies in every room of your house.

Before you open your eyes in the morning you reach for your batt and vape

you call in sick to work cause your waiting for USPS

Your vaping orders equal your normal household bills

 

[jayjules]

When you know what a PG, VG, ML, MG, PV, ECIG, NLV, AVE, BWB, 306, 401, 402, 403, 510, 808, 901, 18350, 18500, 18650, Cartomizer, Cartridge, Charger, Atomizer, Analog, Tank, Passthrough, Provari, PCC, Lava tube, Lava tank, Smokejuice, Ejuice, Eliquid, ECF, LED, Driptip, Dripping, Throat hit, Wick, Mod, Nic level, Vaping, is.

 

[bnrkwest]

When you would rather vape strawberry shortcake than eat it You pass up the real bakery section and make a stop at Ms T's Bakery instead! LOL Luv this thread. bnrk

 

[hiatus]

You greet the mailman like a Mississippi leg hound.

 

[VaporPhreak]

...When you plan your dinner to complement your after-dinner vape.

I have done this... a lot!
You know you are a vapaholic when you have given up coffee and most nut based products because it makes your minty and methol juices taste like, to quote George Carlin, "Sauteed Raccoon's Anus on a stick"

 

[chuckbtn]

problem? I don't have a problem its a hobby, that's it I can quit any time I want

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! that just sums it all up right there!!!
I keep telling my wife the same thing!!!

 

[Mookie]

When your non vaping husband tells you that a tube mod will look like your carrying a dildo every where you go and you just look at him and say ten years ago you would have thought that was hot LOL and other people are going to think its a (MODERATED)and you just really don't care. And when you call cigs analogs and smokers look at you kind of funny but you don't get why till later that day. When you spend 25.00 on stickers to turn your pen styles and cartos pink sparkly and when you have spent so much time typing on ECF that you become a better speller and reading this thread and posting on it at 12.45 am when you have to get up with your 3 kids at 7 am. Life is sure good tho...

OMG, I could have written this. All the way down to the non vaping husband comparing it to a dildo, 3 kids,etc. Are you my twin???

 

[Mookie]

When your picking out another mod to buy before the last one you ordered has even arrived......

When you take your pc into the bathroom with you so you don't miss anything on ecf......

When you've only been vaping four months and have already packed away half your china and taken over an entire shelf of the dining room buffet for your supplies....

When you would rather shop for vaping supplies than shoes.....

 

[jkmtwo]

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When this is half of your juice stash and you just ordered another 250 mils

 

[ogredog]

@Jayjules- exactly

 

[AzIrish]

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When this is half of your juice stash and you just ordered another 250 mils

Man you need to invest in some glass bottles. Some of them plastics don't age well. Awsome stash bro, looks great. :thumbup:

 

[kwalka]

When you consider paying off the mail carrier because you live at the end of the route and dont get the mail till @ least 5PM!!

 

[Jackiej5407]

When you go up to total strangers who are smoking in public cause you really want them to know about vaping.

When you no longer vape on a cute little 901 just because it's the size of an analog, and switch to a big ol mod because you're now more concerned with The Perfect Vape than mimicking cigs.

When your body, hair, clothes, breath, car & house no longer smell like old stinky sticks.

 

[Iffy]

When you dream about lighting up a cig... and it's a nightmare!

 

[Dana A]

Mookie..... We may have been separated at birth LOL

 

[jkmtwo]

Man you need to invest in some glass bottles. Some of them plastics don't age well. Awsome stash bro, looks great. :thumbup:

I have a bunch, I'm just lazy haha

 

[VapApe]

When the mailmen have a restraining order for you to be on a short lease when they make a delivery.
To prevent flying tackles.

 

[autiemom91]

When you cancel taking your mom to get her taxes done because you are expecting 3 packages in the mail today.. we'll go do them tomorrow.