"You know you're a Vaper when....."

[HauntedMyst]

I'll add one modification to this by changing this to "You know you are a vaper and vaping isn't addictive when..."

You've been chain vaping 18mg for a year and a half and even though you have to put it down for the week, you aren't driven crazy by not vaping the way you were by not smoking.

 

[eratikmind]

You know you're a vaper when you have created an excel spreadsheet for your builds and different coil configurations.

 

[The Torch]

You know you're a vaper when:

Your internet browser at work has five tabs open and four of them are for different ECF forums.

The fifth tab on your browser is Google Search, so you can quickly click on it if someone comes in the office so no one thinks you're wasting time at work.

You know that reading ECF isn't wasting time, it's research.

You have three 30ml bottles of juice on your desk and four extra tanks with different juices but you don't have the juice you really want to vape right now.

You can't charge your cell phone because all four of the USB ports on your two computers at work are charging batteries.

It takes longer to pack up your vape gear when leaving work than it does to close up all the documents you have open and gather up the paperwork you need to take home.

You don't take home any paperwork after all because working on it at home might take away from your vaping time.

You spend the time driving home thinking of all the things you want to post on this thread.

At the grocery store you stop to check out the ejuice they recently started selling, even though you mixed up 360ml the day before and you know what they're selling is cheap and nasty.

You have spots on your clothes where you wiped or dripped juice because you didn't want to take the time to grab a paper towel.

Let me simplify:
...when your job gets in the way of your vaping habits.

 

[Cullin Kin]

You know you're a Vaper when you have a customized kit with all of your gear and rebuilding supplies.

You know you're a Vaper when you fill up your old kit and you have to find a new bigger, better one. (It's funny cause my friend has literally gone all the way up to one of those suitcases in the movies where ransom money is always delivered)

 

[Nytebreed]

When your A grown man and buying tweezers for cotton lol

Tweezers, emery boards, organic cotton...
Yup, tests the man cred.

 

[Nytebreed]

When in a moment of clarity you realize that if someone from the Dept. of Homeland Security were to search your backpack and find all of your rebuilding supplies, you may have some serious explaining to do.

 

[finelines]

You know your a vaper when you have an MVP in one hand and a Vamo in the other at the same time.

 

[RIMP]

You know your a vaper when you have an MVP in one hand and a Vamo in the other at the same time.

LOVE the avi

 

[finelines]

LOVE the avi

My company mascot.

 

[The Torch]

You see a new vape while coming back from work. You have to go and check it out. You end up spending 4 hours talking to the guys. Yep, I'm a vapaholic.

 

[brandofthesacroficed]

When you seriously wonder if your toddler can unlock the front door for you cuz one hand has the milk eggs and bread and the other hand has your mod and ejuice

 

[ckquatt]

When you seriously wonder if your toddler can unlock the front door for you cuz one hand has the milk eggs and bread and the other hand has your mod and ejuice

THIS! I have to give my wife the keys to unlock the door!!!

 

[xena222]

LOL!!!
You know your a vaper when:

You stop caring how people look at you for carrying around all this stuff
You look at EVERY sale om every site
You actually post in a forum almost everyday
You tell everyone you know about vaping
You have a special purse just to carry vape supplies (valooper this is the one for you - manurse!!)
You cry and beg your hubby to take you to the new and only vape shop because you can't wait to see the inside of one and you are afraid it will close before you get there
You start to worry more about battery life than your job or food.
You vape before going to sleep and realize you won't catch your house on fire and don't need to check the ashtray before you go to sleep 3 times

 

[cocuZZa00]

You know your a vaper when...

your local post office thinks you a running a business out of your home because you are receiving so many boxes in the mail.

 

[catlady60]

You know you're a vaper when...

You have to stop yourself from ordering a $.99 RDA because your money has to go to paying your bills!

 

[CKCalmer]

You know you're a vaper when you've COMPLETELY MASTERED the art of the two-fingered two-second tissue twist.

You know you're a vaper when you never have less than three rolls of toilet tissue sitting under your desk.

(That last one will, however, put you at risk of "Hey, you must really watch a lot of porn on your computer!")

 

[daleron]

You know you're a vaper when you know you have a "GAS" problem but you don't care

 

[The Torch]

[...]
You have a special purse just to carry vape supplies (valooper this is the one for you - manurse!!)
[...]
You vape before going to sleep and realize you won't catch your house on fire and don't need to check the ashtray before you go to sleep 3 times

Don't laugh, but I actually found a great carrying case for vaping supplies and accessories. Luckily it's square and they had it in black, but it's made for makeup accessories.

I never realized I don't worry about the ashtray anymore... that habit has been replaced by worrying that I put a fresh battery in for the next day.

[...]
You know you're a vaper when you never have less than three rolls of toilet tissue sitting under your desk.

(That last one will, however, put you at risk of "Hey, you must really watch a lot of porn on your computer!")

You're a REAL vaper when people see you vape enough that you don't need to worry about that ever happening

 

[brandofthesacroficed]

When you wonder what ohms your curly frys are running at ...haha

 

[brandofthesacroficed]

THIS! I have to give my wife the keys to unlock the door!!!

some of us guys have kids with women that
Walk out on them fyi :]