When the thing in your mouth falls between your legs while you are driving and you merely sigh and leave it there until you get to where you're going.
You know you're a vaper when....
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When the Police Pull you over and your excited to explain to them why you have a Mod, Little Bottles of Juice, and a syringe!
You know you are a vaper when:
1) You say things like, "Where's my mod?" "I have juice all over my hands!" "I'd vape that." "Is this drip tip too girly?"
2) You measure wire in number of builds.
3) You boil cotton balls on the stove and your hubs thinks you are crazy.
4) You "waste" vodka on cleaning atomizer heads.
5) You have something called a "vape budget."
6) You know the difference between an atomizer, clearomizer, cartomizer, glassomizer, RBA, RDA, RTA, 18350, 18490, 18650 . . . etc . . .
7) You just got an Ohm's Law Calculator app for your phone.
Just a few that I came up with . . . there are many more . . .
1) You say things like, "Where's my mod?" "I have juice all over my hands!" "I'd vape that." "Is this drip tip too girly?"
2) You measure wire in number of builds.
3) You boil cotton balls on the stove and your hubs thinks you are crazy.
4) You "waste" vodka on cleaning atomizer heads.
5) You have something called a "vape budget."
6) You know the difference between an atomizer, clearomizer, cartomizer, glassomizer, RBA, RDA, RTA, 18350, 18490, 18650 . . . etc . . .
7) You just got an Ohm's Law Calculator app for your phone.
Just a few that I came up with . . . there are many more . . .
When you stop a stranger on the street and ask, "Spare a smidgen of propylene glycol?"
You learned long ago not to blow smoke in people's faces, and these days your friends are suddenly chasing your vapor with their noses and asking you to exhale in their direction.
What used to be your eyebrow tweezers are now in your vape tray.
Your cigarette lighter is used for annealing Kanthal wire.
After having spent a fortune on cigarettes for decades, you now save that 1/2" leftover piece of cotton yarn to use for a flavor wick.
What used to be your eyebrow tweezers are now in your vape tray.
Your cigarette lighter is used for annealing Kanthal wire.
After having spent a fortune on cigarettes for decades, you now save that 1/2" leftover piece of cotton yarn to use for a flavor wick.
When you walk through mist that smells oddly of vanilla and realise it's some kindred spirits vape cloud.
When you feel the need to explain to your friends at ECF why you won't be commenting for a while. Have to go to the store. See you later.
When the cat doesn't run away when you experiment blowing hoops at him.
He, like you, just appreciates the aroma.
He, like you, just appreciates the aroma.
One i've literally just discovered...
When you realise you need a juice that compliments the watching of "The walking dead".
When you realise you need a juice that compliments the watching of "The walking dead".
You've ever made the comment, "Oh God, we have to go in there and she smokes in the house.....and it stinks, please let's not stay in there very long."
That is easy Zombie Blood
Ok, so before I possibly make a fool of myself with google, looking for that...
Is it real? lol
Edit: couldn't wait, had to, Holy Google it's real..someone hand me my credit card!
Edit 2: and Goodlife vapor ship to the UK!!, Myrany you will forever be my hero if zombie blood vapes as well as the reviews suggest! *aaaaaaand ordered*
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Why do I feel like i should apologize to your budget?
Naw not really...another sign of being a vaper
Why do I feel like i should apologize to your budget?
Naw not really...another sign of being a vaper
My bank account is used to being abused almost daily now, I won't hold you responsible, as my further edit says, I can have zombie blood shipped here to the UK, please kneel, you are to be knighted for your suggestion and services to vaping.
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