You know you're a vaper when...

[Dan486DX]

One month into vaping. How many of these things are unique to me?

Checklist:

- You almost always have sticky hands from e-juice.
- You have absent mindedly tried to screw your tank into the charger.
- You coughed like hell the first time.
- Despite being organized with charging, all of your batteries have been empty at once.
- You call cigarettes analogs, even when talking to non-vapers.
- You were worried you'd miss analogs. You don't.
- You completely changed your vaping setup at least once in the first month.
- You have a home setup and an 'out and about' setup.
- You have long conversations with strangers you see vaping (like a special club).
- You're still not sure which flavour is your favorite of all time.
- You've unscrewed your tank forgetting there's still 1ml of juice waiting to fall out.
- You've tried to measure your daily juice intake.
- You drink more fluids than ever.
- You've noticed health benefits since quitting analogs.
- You have more energy than when you smoked.
- You have been mocked by smokers.
- You have been told that vaping is worse for your health than smoking.
- You have become evangelical to others about the benefits of switching to vape.
- You log into ECF on an almost hourly basis in your free time.
- You don't regret switching one bit.
- You wonder what took you so long.

Your score (?/21)

 

[Topwater Elvis]

For me - 2/21

When you think zero mg nicotine when you see OMG, you're a vaper.

 

[sonicbomb]

~ someone asks you about vaping, and you hit them with so much information that their eyes glaze over am they run for cover.

 

[blade_922]

5/21

I changed my setup within the first 7 days. Read up on vaping constantly since day 1 and by day 7 upgraded. Had to upgrade after seeing everyone's elses Kit online. Started with a vivid e.cig pen thingy. Wasn't great.

 

[justin_a_lyesse]

LOL. 19/21

Never emptied my batteries and I haven't been mocked by analogers. Not yet.
But I smiled on every other point.

 

[Dan486DX]

LOL. 19/21

Never emptied my batteries and I haven't been mocked by analogers. Not yet.
But I smiled on every other point.

Hehe, maybe Canadians are just more polite. I get abused every day at work

 

[justin_a_lyesse]

Yes Dan, we are kinda know to be a little on the polite side!

But I certainly have noticed a LOT more people vaping at work, and routinely strike up conversations. Most of them are quite new to vaping ... usually no more than a couple of months.

 

[coolvapes]

-tried to turn on my gopro by clicking power button 5 times and wondering wtf it won't turn on... True story, happened more then once too..

 

[Inka]

Despite being organized with charging, all of your batteries have been empty at once

That still happens...think I have them charged and ahead...then the next I know they all need to be charged.

9/21 for me.

 

[tomitom12]

you know your a vaper when you find your self habitually buying bottles of juice for no reason when you already have enough juice to keep you stocked up

 

[Margucci]

4/21 here. but im cheating. i didnt smoke before.

you do however need to add in:
- when fasttech and gearbest are your most viewed web sites
- when you spend at least 3 hours a week watching vaping videos on youtube

 

[spartanstew]

2/21

Just the last two

 

[rico942]

-tried to turn on my gopro by clicking power button 5 times and wondering ... it won't turn on... True story, happened more then once too..

I have done this with my car remote ...

at least an odd number of clicks achieves the desired result ...

 

[Vapor Haze]

10 of 21. Good list man. You forgot to add ....Stop what youre doing in a public place to get out your dripping vial and refill tank or drip While others see you as some kind of drug freak.

lol, probably not happening to many but it seems to down here in the south.

 

[MMW]

9/21 here.
You know you're a vaper when you suddenly know about ohms, wattage, voltage, mAh, and millimeters and your kitchen table looks like a junior high science project.

 

[MattyTny]

~ someone asks you about vaping, and you hit them with so much information that their eyes glaze over am they run for cover.

Lol I have some issues with that. I have begun to stop myself and reccomend the forum and popular websites to get equipment after a quick briefing.

 

[Imperialchugger]

You know you are a vaper when someone asks for a lighter and you dont carry one.

 

[HauntedMyst]

You are still a rookie but making good progress. You'll run into a few more as you advance further.

• You'll have a drawer or cabinet with 3/4 filled bottles you'd thought you'd like but didn't
  • You'll try mixing the above to see if you can make it work.
• Eventually, you'll have a complete spare set up in the car even though you take your main out and about set up everywhere.
• You'll see your 10 billionth post on ECF about mechs vs. regulated.
• You'll see your 10 billionth post on ECF about the evils of cloud chasing in public.
  
• You'll see your 10 billionth post on ECF about whether or not underage kids should vape and it will leave you disparaging for the future of the planet.
  
• You'll go out of your way to visit vape shops, even on vacations until you realize they are nearly all the same and nearly all of them suck.
• You'll start coding your batteries so you can tell how old they are.
  • Even though they are losing power, you'll keep old batteries for longer than a sane person would.
• You'll carry your mod into a church and some nun will ask you to put it away even though you aren't vaping on it.
  • You'll punch the nun in the throat for being a anti-vaping fascist. Luckily, if you feel guilty for it, you'll just be feet away from the confessional.

There are tons more to ad but you'll discover them all.

 

[Pushbutton]

You know you are a vaper when someone asks for a lighter and you dont carry one.

You are a hardcore vaper, when you pull a spare device from your pocket, remove the wick and dry-fire to light the poor persons cig

 

[Vape Suzette]

Score: 21. I'm scared. It's gotten way out of hand.

Little Bo-Pape has lost her vape,
And a sheep has swallowed it down;
She dug in both ends, and now has no friends,
And all the vape shops left town.

Little Bo-Pape has lost her vape,
And then became frantic and blind;
She searched herself nuts, then went back to butts,
Leaving a cloud trail behind.

At this point, I need professional help.