You might be a Vaper if...

[patkin]

Your one-person post office clerk used to smile and say good morning but now just gives you "the look."

 

[MaDeuce]

..when you find yourself asking the gym manager if it's acceptable to take a few toots between sets.

 

[Jadesrayne]

When you go to gas station/store and clerk asks " Do you smell that? It smells like cookie dough and syrup?" You smile pull out a 10ml , saying "yeah that is me."

 

[SupplyDaddy]

if you're standing in the street blissfully sucking on an 8 inch long phallic object with a nipple on top and can't figure out why people are giving you weird looks.

ROTFLMAO while blissfully sucking on an 8 inch long phallic object with a nipple on top......

 

[Herb396]

If you come home from work and care more about what’s inside that new manila colored envelope on the counter than ur wife telling u about her day.

 

[Rocketpunk]

Yeah. I agree with the Man Purse thing.

 

[SupplyDaddy]

If your two minute trip into the hardware store for one specific item now turns into a 45 minute droolfest on all the stuff you could mod!

If you walk into a Dollar store and have to spend $30 because you realized "most" of what you found can be used with your vape gear.

(This was my day today.. Found a Great DS game case that's just Perfect for holding spare tanks, carts and batteries!!!)

 

[Tiffani]

When you find yourself speaking unintelligible vaper jargon to friends and coworkers who don't vape.

When the people around you no longer find the vaper jargon unintelligible because they've heard it so much they're starting to learn it.

When a four-hour round trip drive to a vape shop sounds like a reasonable undertaking.

When you learn to do almost anything one-handed so you don't have to put down your PV.

 

[RVLT]

When you start adding cool looking flashlights to your amazon wishlist.

 

[Ken_A]

... when you keep thinking about how to DIY a 510 connector into a LED flashlight head so you can honestly tell people that the battery is just the same as a flashlight battery.

 

[Scoop224]

When you avoid stores you used to buy cigarettes at because the cashiers find it harder to break the habit of offering you smokes each time, than it was for you to give up the smokes in the first place.

When you catch yourself smelling yourself all the time because you don't stink like an ashtray, because you emit a lovely bouquet of fabric softener these days...

It doesn't bother you when someone tells you that you look silly with a PV to your lips because you know a secret that they don't...

You're probably a vaper.

 

[adeline]

You've forgotten your cellphone at home multiple times, but you've NEVER left your PV, juice, or backups at home.

And if you did, you turned around and went back!

 

[salleh]

You laugh when you think of the days gone by, when your kit actually fit in one of those eGo cases .....

You have little bottles of juice on every horizontal surface in your place

 

[MaDeuce]

....when people ask if you like to fish because you have two LARGE tackle boxes sitting on the table.

 

[The Ocelot]

..if you've ever been drunk and tried to screw your Zen Atty Pro onto the base of your electric toothbrush

Tried to screw a tank on a mini mag flashlight - while sober.

The guy at the liquor store (who, of course, knew my brand of cigs) said he missed me. We used to stand outside smoking & talking when it wasn't busy.

 

[joelle]

When you spend many hours in search of the perfect belt case to hold your mod while riding your motorcycle. (Riding season is coming up and I don't know how I'm going to keep my vMod safe while still having it ready to go as soon as I come to a stop light!)

Having an absolute panic attack because I put my mod down and couldn't find it for 15 minutes!

Reading this entire thread and nodding my head while vaping away!! LOL

 

[PRIMER]

If you can differentiate single- or dual-coil by the crackle sound...

 

[SDOrganicChemist]

you have a soda while watching Youtube vape videos and you accidentally take a lung draw of your drink.

 

[dnrtn2342]

If on the day of knee surgery the first words out of your mouth when waking up in recovery is "can I vape in here please I need my nic fix" the cutr nurse thought I was funny and let me

 

[Absintheur]

If you think a drip tip is good rather than something you need to see the doctor about...you're probably a vaper....