if you find yourself reminiscing about the good old days of cartridges and tea-bag mods, as if it all happened a decade ago..
You might be a Vaper if...
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..if you've noted that the English language has no specific word for "that special kind of love one feels for a metallic object", and you wonder if maybe the Germans have one..
..if you have come to think of your nicotine addiction as a hobby and regard tobacco as a lovely base note to add to your pot-pourri..
PSA: Dangerous bacteria may lurk in shower heads
(steam might not be so bad - but I know people who brush their teeth from the shower. Ew.)
....if ya blow ur vapor in ur beer mug at the restaurant too make it look that much colder...o then drink n sniff at the same time ya might be a VAPOR
If you sometimes get the perverse thought that you're actually glad that when you were 14 you snuck that first smoke under the bridge/behind the gym/in the garage, because if you'd never gotten addicted to cigarettes in the first place YOU WOULDN'T BE VAPING NOW!
Strangely enough, I know exactly the feeling. Hey, those years of smoking didn't quite kill me, right?
You buy as much vape gear than your significant other buys shoes! (at least in my case) 
You went to IHOP and while waiting for your Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity, you eyeballed the syrup carousel and thought "hmmm...wonder how that would....."
...you've looked down at your pen at horror because you thought your mod died.
...you've prepared a solar charger kit in case the Apocalypse occurs.
...you watch a zombie movie and wonder why they are going to the gun shop or grocery store instead of the pharmacy and electrical supply shops.
...you realize you've stared at the same picture of a mod on and off for an hour each day.
...you mount a spare mod next to your toilet just in case.
...you've designed a waterproof mod and rba in case someone throws you in the pool.
...you've prepared a solar charger kit in case the Apocalypse occurs.
...you watch a zombie movie and wonder why they are going to the gun shop or grocery store instead of the pharmacy and electrical supply shops.
...you realize you've stared at the same picture of a mod on and off for an hour each day.
...you mount a spare mod next to your toilet just in case.
...you've designed a waterproof mod and rba in case someone throws you in the pool.
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manpurse is the only way to go. been using one since I was 21 and loooooong before I vaped. Dudes, man up and get a purse!
you get home from the grocery store and realize you forgot to buy sugar because you got distracted in the bakery aisle by possibly vapable flavorings...
The main reason I went to the store was for freaking sugar!!!!!!
You might also be a vapor if you immediately post what happened so you don't feel stupid and alone.
The main reason I went to the store was for freaking sugar!!!!!!
You might also be a vapor if you immediately post what happened so you don't feel stupid and alone.
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