You might be a vapor if.....

[Jupiro]

Anyone know any good “You might be a vapor” jokes?

Example
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You might be a vapor if,
A family member informs you that they made you a doctors appointment, because the they heard you tell your friends more then once that “Ever since I discovered it, I can’t stop dripping.

 

[VictoryNotVengence]

...if the guys at work joke that your wearing womens perfume because you smell like strawberries.

 

[sumoman25]

If your desk looks like a junkie's haven.

 

[washvap]

If you keep a steady supply of paper towels on your desk.

 

[luvinit]

If you've cleaned the local walmart out of big tackle boxes for all your gear.

 

[TheRyan]

Your bank account is -$408.87 because you had to have another mod, and more liquids.

 

[ashora]

your debit card seems glued to your hand!.... havnt even gotten my kgo yet and im about to order more stuff in the morning lol

 

[tsbrewers]

someone drove by your house and called the cops when they saw you "making juice" through the window

 

[Sicarius]

If you had to stop smoking in analog and upgrade to HD vapor

 

[poetofisis]

You get more excited over 'juice' than your children, prompting your family to think you've gone off the deep end.

You casually pull cartomizers out of the oven, whip out a syringe and start drawing strange liquid from a pharmacists collection of vials n tubes with company over.

 

[ctourtelot]

Your kitchen table looks like a science lab

 

[ashora]

your mail man wishes they could get a restraining order on you.

you know your mail man name.

 

[Dandafixr]

if you have more needles than a heron addict

 

[TonyTT]

if you sing "Every time we touch", whenever you pick up your provari...

 

[V_Joe1981]

In your dreams you're always holding your PV of choice

 

[genxblacksmith]

If you're reading/replying to this thread at 2:30 in the morning.

 

[D. Waterhouse]

You know your credit card number by heart.

 

[Gabe1291]

You start talking about PG, VG, and Nic percentages, and nobody has a clue about what you just said......

If you've ever sat on the USPS website refreshing it every 10 mins around midnight waiting for the package tracking to update......

You call regular cigarettes analogs when talking to you friends who still smoke and they have no clue what you mean....

 

[Coil]

... Your local McDonalds or Burger King ask's you nicely to buy something if your going to take all those napkins!

 

[Sicarius]

You give your PV it's own name ... and actually use it.