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Hey Angel, your Enticemint recipe really grabbed my attention, I could just imagine how good it tastes, so those concentrates should be here tomorrow and I'll give it a go. Sounds just excellent.
For the folks playing at home, seppuku means hara-kiri (which means, you know 
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).For the folks playing at home, seppuku means hara-kiri (which means, you know
LOL. Looks like a good Kurosawa film there, though. Great meme.
90% Juice Mafia's Toro Blue 10% Pop Clouds Cherry - the same thing I vape every day now.
Am I on this island alone? As an extreme introvert, I think that would be glorious!
Am I on this island alone? As an extreme introvert, I think that would be glorious!
If we were all there, we could trade juices. OK I'm in.
Anna
Anna
Seriously you guys I need a name of a deserted island for reals so I can go live there.
Nothing's wrong. At least not now. But I may have made one of the most SPECTACULARLY and STUNNING vaping errors of all time. It's so embarrassing I don't think I can even talk about it without some strong encouragement and promises to not make fun of me. Maybe not even then.
I don't care about the flavor eliquid. I deserve unflavored or even NEGATIVE flavor probably. Definitely 0 nic
I will give me credit and say as far as I know, my vaping error was. um. unique. Not in a good way but I believe I may have been the FIRST.
I will spend my time on the island making like, tribal masks to hide my face.
Anna
Nothing's wrong. At least not now. But I may have made one of the most SPECTACULARLY and STUNNING vaping errors of all time. It's so embarrassing I don't think I can even talk about it without some strong encouragement and promises to not make fun of me. Maybe not even then.
I don't care about the flavor eliquid. I deserve unflavored or even NEGATIVE flavor probably. Definitely 0 nic
I will give me credit and say as far as I know, my vaping error was. um. unique. Not in a good way but I believe I may have been the FIRST.
I will spend my time on the island making like, tribal masks to hide my face.
Anna
So now you're going to leave me hanging. I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight.Seriously you guys I need a name of a deserted island for reals so I can go live there.
Nothing's wrong. At least not now. But I may have made one of the most SPECTACULARLY and STUNNING vaping errors of all time. It's so embarrassing I don't think I can even talk about it without some strong encouragement and promises to not make fun of me. Maybe not even then.
I don't care about the flavor eliquid. I deserve unflavored or even NEGATIVE flavor probably. Definitely 0 nic
I will give me credit and say as far as I know, my vaping error was. um. unique. Not in a good way but I believe I may have been the FIRST.
I will spend my time on the island making like, tribal masks to hide my face.
Anna
W.A.G.: You forgot to put the cap on an atty and burnt your mouth?
No. I had this whole laxative/clonidine/valium event. That has all been discussed elsewhere. Basically I overdid it with the laxative and have not been happy.
I then had.... what I thought might be hemorrhoids. I don't mind talking about it because I gave birth so like I KNOW that happens, so I was like, "OMG." (The next day) I HAVE NO IDEA how BULEMICS DO THIS. I was like, "Jeez, I wish I had me a real life laxative bulimic in front of me to CONSULT" because really I was DYING. I was in so much pain. I limped through my day. With several errors. At 1:30 I went to CVS and bough 35 dollars in hemorrhoidal products because I was like, "This is HELL." Also, I was at work so you can't.... Do the sort of investigation that might be necessary. I work in a healthcare office but I was not ABOUT to ask a coworker to like, loan me a hand mirror to explain my H situation. I just sort of went, and applied everything, as best I could.
I went home. I was alone. Keep in mind there are more than one type of H. Some are soft and squishy, some are like hard and AWFUL and this seemed to be the latter. I didn't want to do much TO it because well, you know, you don't want your epitaph to read "I bled out trying to figure out what kind of H I had at work, and they found me dead pants down in the bathroom."
NO one wants that kind of funeral.
So I limped home, and I was like ALL READY to go hand mirror in hand and I was like, "That looks METALLIC."
Being a hardy sort I was like, clearly it should not be there, and managed to extract it.
I will note, I have little ceramic plates and I put things in them. Coils, pieces of glass, whatever.
Unfortunately (and it was NOT a small coil!!! One of my favorite coils, actually, a Fumytech Rose 3 coil. But it wasn't all small and tiny, it was large.
At some point I threw my night meds in my ceramic bowl meant for the coil and I just SWALLOWED all of them.
I will admit, the removal was like, really spectacular. I could barely walk and now I feel fine. I did not keep the coil to vape with though. Although it was undamaged. I could have used it. I made a concerted decision to NOT do that.
I mean, at least my bowl is not perforated, and like, the "H" symptoms ceased. Immediately.
I still may never leave the house again and also I might get some "therapeutic" um, plastic surgery and change my name. You know. That type of thing.
This is all as true and as factual as I can make it. I ate a coil and recovered it upon exit.
This IS the vape equivalent of a Darwin award and like, I understand if you have to make fun of me. I totally would in your shoes.
Well, I like to think not. But I EXPERIENCED it so I have more empathy for myself and for anyone else who could make this tragic mistake.
Also I spent like 36 bucks on witch hazel and all sorts of "H" stuff and I could have bought a drip tip or a one way ticket to a deserted island.
Yep. Wondering if the big A is coming early. To be fair, I have been stressed OUT BUT OMG HOW COULD I DO SUCH A THING???????
Anna
I then had.... what I thought might be hemorrhoids. I don't mind talking about it because I gave birth so like I KNOW that happens, so I was like, "OMG." (The next day) I HAVE NO IDEA how BULEMICS DO THIS. I was like, "Jeez, I wish I had me a real life laxative bulimic in front of me to CONSULT" because really I was DYING. I was in so much pain. I limped through my day. With several errors. At 1:30 I went to CVS and bough 35 dollars in hemorrhoidal products because I was like, "This is HELL." Also, I was at work so you can't.... Do the sort of investigation that might be necessary. I work in a healthcare office but I was not ABOUT to ask a coworker to like, loan me a hand mirror to explain my H situation. I just sort of went, and applied everything, as best I could.
I went home. I was alone. Keep in mind there are more than one type of H. Some are soft and squishy, some are like hard and AWFUL and this seemed to be the latter. I didn't want to do much TO it because well, you know, you don't want your epitaph to read "I bled out trying to figure out what kind of H I had at work, and they found me dead pants down in the bathroom."
NO one wants that kind of funeral.
So I limped home, and I was like ALL READY to go hand mirror in hand and I was like, "That looks METALLIC."
Being a hardy sort I was like, clearly it should not be there, and managed to extract it.
I will note, I have little ceramic plates and I put things in them. Coils, pieces of glass, whatever.
Unfortunately (and it was NOT a small coil!!! One of my favorite coils, actually, a Fumytech Rose 3 coil. But it wasn't all small and tiny, it was large.
At some point I threw my night meds in my ceramic bowl meant for the coil and I just SWALLOWED all of them.
I will admit, the removal was like, really spectacular. I could barely walk and now I feel fine. I did not keep the coil to vape with though. Although it was undamaged. I could have used it. I made a concerted decision to NOT do that.
I mean, at least my bowl is not perforated, and like, the "H" symptoms ceased. Immediately.
I still may never leave the house again and also I might get some "therapeutic" um, plastic surgery and change my name. You know. That type of thing.
This is all as true and as factual as I can make it. I ate a coil and recovered it upon exit.
This IS the vape equivalent of a Darwin award and like, I understand if you have to make fun of me. I totally would in your shoes.
Well, I like to think not. But I EXPERIENCED it so I have more empathy for myself and for anyone else who could make this tragic mistake.
Also I spent like 36 bucks on witch hazel and all sorts of "H" stuff and I could have bought a drip tip or a one way ticket to a deserted island.
Yep. Wondering if the big A is coming early. To be fair, I have been stressed OUT BUT OMG HOW COULD I DO SUCH A THING???????
Anna
Yikes!!! I’ll admit I had to re-read to figure out how in the world a coil ended up.....well THERE. Did she sit on it? What did I miss?? Oh hell no. Anyway I’m sorry, I’d say I feel your pain but, no, nope, not a chance and I’m pretty confident I never will god willing.
OMG
I damn near died laughing - You are going to have (once you've calmed down a bit) the funniest vaping story EVER
Checking the facts, Unless it required a 911 call and we’ll all read about it on national news soon it probably wasn’t that bad.Seriously you guys I need a name of a deserted island for reals so I can go live there.
Nothing's wrong. At least not now. But I may have made one of the most SPECTACULARLY and STUNNING vaping errors of all time. It's so embarrassing I don't think I can even talk about it without some strong encouragement and promises to not make fun of me. Maybe not even then.
I don't care about the flavor eliquid. I deserve unflavored or even NEGATIVE flavor probably. Definitely 0 nic
I will give me credit and say as far as I know, my vaping error was. um. unique. Not in a good way but I believe I may have been the FIRST.
I will spend my time on the island making like, tribal masks to hide my face.
Anna
Explosions and fire would probably be an absolute minimum. That has happened after all.
I once dumped the better part of half a liter of 100mg/ml nic base all over my hand and mod. Pure dumb luck it happened to be over a sink. Good 15min to clean up and that nic I wasted wasn’t cheap. I also left $80 worth of mod on top of a car once and drove away. Not proud of that one either.
Point still stands. Not horrible. Worse things have been done. You survived and are unlikely to do it again. You probably weren’t even the first. No need to beat yourself up about it.
LOL I wonder what Grey's anatomy wil be like now I'm dumber than her.
If other people have done this, I'm starting an (anonymous obviously) support group.
LOL I'm sure I will get over it. Thanks @bombastinator
Anna
If other people have done this, I'm starting an (anonymous obviously) support group.
LOL I'm sure I will get over it. Thanks @bombastinator
Anna
Stupidity and inattention are different things. Instituting a rule of “nothing goes in the pill tray but pills” might be in order, but other than that, meh. Kinda scary though. The gut is a pretty tough set of organs. Humans have been inadvertently ingesting sharp things for a long long time.LOL I wonder what Grey's anatomy wil be like now I'm dumber than her.
If other people have done this, I'm starting an (anonymous obviously) support group.
LOL I'm sure I will get over it. Thanks @bombastinator
Anna
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