Thanks for the contest EV Cigs! I'd love to win the Random Prize #9 ... a FREE eGo-Q 650 mAh Embossed Battery!
Random Giveaway #9
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Thanks so much for offering all of us a chance to win one of those. I would LOVE to be stylin' with the Q11 version of that battery. Pick me, pick me!
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Shayne had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the
night.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight,
Shayne".
Shayne replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Shayne spins around
on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "....e" he
says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks
to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the
door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door
and shimmies up the doorframe. He sticks his head outside and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto
the sidewalk.
He falls flat on his face.
"I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors
down,and crawls to the door and shimmies up the doorframe, opens the
door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No
fockin' way".
He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it
to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Mary, comes into the room carrying a cup
of coffee and says, "Get up Shayne. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?".
Shayne says, "I did Mary. I was fockin' p!ssed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub again!"
Shayne had been drinking at his local pub all day and most of the
night.
Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore tonight,
Shayne".
Shayne replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." Shayne spins around
on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. "....e" he
says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. He looks
to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the
door and get some fresh air he'll be fine. He belly crawls to the door
and shimmies up the doorframe. He sticks his head outside and takes a
deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto
the sidewalk.
He falls flat on his face.
"I'm fockin' focked," he says. He can see his house just a few doors
down,and crawls to the door and shimmies up the doorframe, opens the
door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says "No
fockin' way".
He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I can make it
to the bed." He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says "Fock it" and falls into bed.
The next morning, his wife, Mary, comes into the room carrying a cup
of coffee and says, "Get up Shayne. Did you have a bit to drink last
night?".
Shayne says, "I did Mary. I was fockin' p!ssed. But how'd you know?"
"Mick called. You left your wheelchair at the pub again!"
Cool, another great contest prize from EV Cigarettes, and congrats to last contest winners Pizza2me & Cjax!
Thanks Celestino and EV Cigarettes for their continued generosity, good luck to all!
* Great joke their cactus, thanks for sharing!
Thanks Celestino and EV Cigarettes for their continued generosity, good luck to all!
* Great joke their cactus, thanks for sharing!
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This ejuice is called almondine and all I can think of is trout almondine. It says it's a dessert flavor though but Idk... Anyone know of a dessert almondine?
GRRR this is stuck in my head now, thanks
those are pretty good fake boobs btw.
lol
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I'm 11 hrs and 10 min into a 14 hr shift and have vaped 2 vivi novas dry so far. 1 more vivi nova and a t3 before i have to refill (hopefully it won't come to that though).
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