URGENT!!! New juice needed....

[happily]

Any suppliers know of/ or interested in making nicquid with MIDOL in it? If there was some sneaky way of administering it, it would be much easier than taking an @$$ chewing just for suggesting someone take one.


PLEASE HELP!!!!!

 

[wv2win]

For some reason your request reminds me of an email I just got (from a long time friend who happens to be female) about the difference between "guts & balls":

Guts or Balls.

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ... and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.



Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

 

[Rhetoric Camel]

For some reason your request reminds me of an email I just got (from a long time friend who happens to be female) about the difference between "guts & balls":

Guts or Balls.

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ... and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.



Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

hahah I just sent that to a few of my friends, I know they'll get a kick out of it.

 

[happily]

I do remember that email..........one of my faves

 

[Mary Kay]

Happily, just take your .... kicking! I assume you have been married a while, what were you thinking!
The proper response to a lady being out of sorts is:
A) Honey, would you like to go out to eat tonight?
B) Sweetheart, maybe you need to eat something..maybe you are losing too much weight!
C) Dear, what did I do wrong? I am so sorry.
After she gets over the shock, you may find yourself with a very sweet wife!

Good luck!

 

[Krakkan]

lol I love the Happily Forum name kinda ironic lol guessing it isn't "Happily Married" well at least not tonight

 

[happily]

lol I love the Happily Forum name kinda ironic lol guessing it isn't "Happily Married" well at least not tonight

I've always said in order for 2 people to live together one of them has to give up their dreams. This started as a joke but the more I think about it, the more it might be a good idea.

On a more serious note: What happens when a man takes a midol. Does the medicine get confused?

 

[BARENETTED]

Happily - that was just too funny!

Just go outside and vape a lot!

 

[zero7starz]

For totally different reasons, I wouldn't mind this either. I don't like taking pills.

 

[Mary Kay]

No! It just makes him crave chocolate and a bubblebath!

 

[maryjo]

Maybe you're the one who needs the midol.

 

[AnglVapin]

ROFLMAO at OP and all replies. Priceless!

Thanks for the laugh!

On a side note, I was lucky, I never experienced the midol need.

However, I had a female employee that needed midol anywhere from 28-31 days a month, depending on which month it was. She called it PMS and I silently called it something else. 8-o

 

[Mary Kay]

Funny Angel! I had a male boss who was worse!

 

[happily]

Maybe you're the one who needs the midol.

That's the response.......therefore requiring the subtle (sneaky) method of delivery

 

[dawnlori]

When the guys that work the 'ice' at the resort have a bad hangover they always raid the first aid box for the generic Midol. Said it worked wonders.

 

[Moonflame]

You do know the definition of PMS right? Its the few days a month when woman acts like a man acts all the time .

 

[Kaston]

Any suppliers know of/ or interested in making nicquid with MIDOL in it? If there was some sneaky way of administering it, it would be much easier than taking an @$$ chewing just for suggesting someone take one.


PLEASE HELP!!!!!

Actually, Midol does NOT stop cramps that cause women to become irritable. The ONLY thing to do that is to break up the blood clot causing the cramp vis-a-vis an orgasm! I am not sh*ting you =)

 

[happily]

Actually, Midol does NOT stop cramps that cause women to become irritable. The ONLY thing to do that is to break up the blood clot causing the cramp vis-a-vis an orgasm! I am not sh*ting you =)

I'm on it...

 

[BARENETTED]

All I ever needed to get rid of cramps was 2 Ibuprofin every 4 hours.

It did the trick everytime. For me it was a miracle drug.

As a youngster, I suffered terribly with cramps. I layed in bed and cryed for days. Ibuprofin had not been discovered yet.

There is no way any man is coming near me at that time.

 

[happily]

There is no way any man is coming near me at that time.

LMAO...........so true