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Don't Blow Out The Vape, Sam

Published by Jman8 in the blog Jman8's blog. Views: 443

> Alt lyrics to "Don't Step On The Grass, Sam" by Steppenwolf


Starin' at the flat screen, turnin' on the big mod
Tryin' to find some life in the vape land
Finally found a program, gonna deal with Flavored Vape
Ready for a trip into hate land

Obnoxious Stan comes on the screen
Along with his guest self-righteous Sam
And one more guy who doesn't count
His batt that glows is too far out

While pushin' back his glasses
Sam is sayin' casually, "I was elected by the masses"
And with that in mind he starts to unwind
A vicious attack on the finest of gasses

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't blow out the vape, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ANTZ, Sam)

It will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)

Misinformation Stan and Mitch are feeding to the nation
But the one who didn't count, counted them out
By exposing all their false quotations
Faced by a very awkward situation
This is all he'd say to save the day

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't blow out the vape, Stan)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ANTZ, Stan)

It will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Stan)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)

You waste my coin Sam, all you can
To tax my fellow man
For vaping all the noble nic
You need much more than him
You've been telling lies so long
Some believe they're true
So they close their eyes to things
You have no right to do
Just as soon as you are gone
Hope will start to climb
Please don't stay around too long
You're wasting precious time

Well it's evil, wicked, mean and nasty
(Don't blow out the vape, Sam)
And it will ruin our fair country
(Don't be such an ANTZ, Sam)

It will hook your Sue and Johnny
(You're so full of bull, Sam)
All will pay that disagree with me
(Please give up, you already lost the fight, alright)
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