Okay, so I’ve been enlisted by a particular agency (which I cannot dilulge) to do some intelligence gathering. This is due to the escalation of covert activity in this region. I will be posing as a mild mannered fisherman and spending the next 10 days or so on the water, in hopes of making contact. Nelson the super beagle has made it clear that going alone is NOT an option and has insisted on accompanying me on this mission. His cover is perfect. He will appear to be a normal dog basking in the sun (and getting the occasional belly rub) while using his fine tuned senses of hearing & smell to detect our objective. It may take a while. I will have to endure the catching of fish after fish, while waiting for our opportunity. As usual, I will man up and bear this duty like the professional I am. The sacrifices I make are sometimes tortuous, but I will persevere.
The owner of “The Hot Spot bait & Tackle” is a retired op. And never bats an eye when I come in. He knows blowing my cover could spell disaster for the free world! I will report in as time allows. I know you’re eager to hear the latest intel and I won’t let you down.
I’m currently reorganizing the tackle box and checking that all the super cool spy gadgetry is functioning properly. The digital fish scale/radiometer needs new batteries. The leatherman is clean and oiled. If you don’t know already ( I’m sure you do as you are well informed) a leatherman is the best piece of equipment in any good spy gear arsenal. The expoding rapalas are all ready for casting. The rods which double as antenna are in perfect working order. The aqua view underwater camera is ready to warn of a surprise subsurface attack. My fishing hat is armed and ready.
Polarized sunglasses – check
Fishing license – check
Tasty beverage and snacks – check
I’m off to serve my country & catch a few fish in the process. Remember to keep a wary eye & as usual, stay away from the Hot Pockets. Those thing will give you the ....s!
Nohj
The owner of “The Hot Spot bait & Tackle” is a retired op. And never bats an eye when I come in. He knows blowing my cover could spell disaster for the free world! I will report in as time allows. I know you’re eager to hear the latest intel and I won’t let you down.
I’m currently reorganizing the tackle box and checking that all the super cool spy gadgetry is functioning properly. The digital fish scale/radiometer needs new batteries. The leatherman is clean and oiled. If you don’t know already ( I’m sure you do as you are well informed) a leatherman is the best piece of equipment in any good spy gear arsenal. The expoding rapalas are all ready for casting. The rods which double as antenna are in perfect working order. The aqua view underwater camera is ready to warn of a surprise subsurface attack. My fishing hat is armed and ready.
Polarized sunglasses – check
Fishing license – check
Tasty beverage and snacks – check
I’m off to serve my country & catch a few fish in the process. Remember to keep a wary eye & as usual, stay away from the Hot Pockets. Those thing will give you the ....s!
Nohj
