Many of our Hale and Hearty brothers and sisters who, unlike us, have sharp eyes and steady hands, eschew both condom and syringe methods in favor of the most obvious and direct method of arranging marriage between juice and cartomizer: The Dripping Method.
These fortunate souls begin the same way we do - by removing the cartomizer's little hat and slipping the non-puffable end into a condom.
But while we then do a series of complex ritual dances and encantations, all they have to do is tilt the cartomizer as if they were filling a glass with beer or other bubbly carbonated beverage, take their bottle of juice in the other hand, and drip a few drops down into the angled cartomizer.
Then they turn it a little bit, drip drip down that side, turn again, drip drip, until the Wal-Mart pillow stuffing is submerged, at which point they put it down, condom and all, on a folded Kleenex and begin their own personal Post-Fill Repose Obervances.
Alas, this is not for us, the Aged, Infirm, Halt, Lame, and Heavily Sedated.
But here's that sad cloud's silver lining:
Even the briefest moment of visualizing the hilarity that would ensue should we attempt to do this will bless us with an abundant serving of the cardio-vascular benefit of hearty laughter, decreed by Science to be every bit as beneficial as those exercises people do in gymnasiums, dressed in comical leotards.
NEXT: The Syringe Method
These fortunate souls begin the same way we do - by removing the cartomizer's little hat and slipping the non-puffable end into a condom.
But while we then do a series of complex ritual dances and encantations, all they have to do is tilt the cartomizer as if they were filling a glass with beer or other bubbly carbonated beverage, take their bottle of juice in the other hand, and drip a few drops down into the angled cartomizer.
Then they turn it a little bit, drip drip down that side, turn again, drip drip, until the Wal-Mart pillow stuffing is submerged, at which point they put it down, condom and all, on a folded Kleenex and begin their own personal Post-Fill Repose Obervances.
Alas, this is not for us, the Aged, Infirm, Halt, Lame, and Heavily Sedated.
But here's that sad cloud's silver lining:
Even the briefest moment of visualizing the hilarity that would ensue should we attempt to do this will bless us with an abundant serving of the cardio-vascular benefit of hearty laughter, decreed by Science to be every bit as beneficial as those exercises people do in gymnasiums, dressed in comical leotards.
NEXT: The Syringe Method
