"Great excuses to use when caught red-handed":
1. Honest Officer, the man was dead when I got there...
2. Honest Mom, that stuff is not mine! I was just holding it for a friend...
3. I did NOT have sex with that woman!
4. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could FLY...
1. Honest Officer, the man was dead when I got there...
2. Honest Mom, that stuff is not mine! I was just holding it for a friend...
3. I did NOT have sex with that woman!
4. As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could FLY...
