The costs of running this huge site are paid for by ads. Please consider registering and becoming a Supporting Member for an ad-free experience. Thanks, ECF team.

Sympathy for the Vaper

Published by Jman8 in the blog Jman8's blog. Views: 401

> Alt lyrics to "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man who stealths and vapes
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a antz’ soul and faith
And I was 'round when Dr. Glantz
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that SCOTUS
Squashed his rants and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the flavor of my vape

I stuck around DC’s inner circ
When I saw it was a time for a change
Freed the smokers held prisoner
While FDA screamed in vain
I had a tank
Held a juice that stank
When the anti’s raged
And their half truths sank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the flavor of my vape, oh yeah

I vaped with glee
While our kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the bans they made
I shouted out,
"Who vapes with Liberty?”
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man who stealths and vapes
And I laid tracks for other vapers
Who get thrilled before they reach Sickbay

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the flavor of my vape, oh yeah,
Get some, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the flavor of my vape

Just as every ANTZ is an addict
And all the vapers saints
As feds have failed
Just call me VapeAdore
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and a taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your smoke to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the flavor of my vape, um mean it, get some
Woo, who
Oh yeah, is all ‘round
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what's my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you’ll love to vape
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
You need to be logged in to comment
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice