Tenth Series of AIV Posts

10/21/12
1. Originally Posted by DIstrict Concept
My Blue friend.....you are truly the winged wonder who whistles whimsically, wonderingly wandering, worry-free where weathered weary warriors who warred....waned.


Nicole and Jah wave together as we bid a goodnight to our big blue dot in the sky...

you are the best story teller ever! I dont know how you do it
YardByrd, You're Great!

There is a sizzling sound like a grilling steak that grows louder until a large ZAP is heard and yardbyrd appears, already on his perch, next to the tea table in the middle of Vapeland. His medallion is swinging lightly forward from his blue breast and you hear its translation:

"Hail Vapelandians! Viva Vapeland!

Your post has made me think that this poem, posted previously in a different thread, seems so apprapro to your thoughts. I offer it to everyone as a reflection on those who sacrifice everything so we can enjoy our freedom."

The Dark Hills

"Dark hills at evening in the west,
Where sunset hovers like a sound
Of golden horns that sang to rest
Old bones of warriors under ground,
Far now from all the bannered ways
Where flash the legions of the sun,
You fade--as if the last of days
Were fading, and all wars were done. "

E.A. Robinson

Looking slowly down,
yardbyrd's gaze goes down his perch to the green grass it sits on. Suddenly he levitates up in the air and his perch grows an appendage, vertical and straight and it has become a cross. With the flip of his right wing a dove appears and begins slowly flying a circle around yardbyrd and his perch. The loop grows ever tighter until yardbyrd, his perch, and finally, the dove fade away leaving the golden bathed Earth, that elven soil, that magicked sod of Vapeland. Etched in the sod are the words "Viva Vapeland".


10/23/12
1. Originally Posted by KTK8
Good morning Vapeland!!!

Charmed sweetie I really hope you feel better soon, I woke up under the weather today, so I'm most likely going to be napping on and off as well. Maybe we can meet for a dream tea party?

Yardbyrd
, what do you use to vape with? Cartto tanks? Vivi novas? rba's?

Giant, firstly how do you not know about the dunkin!!!! Secondly your photos brought a smile to my face, thankyou sweetie

Chilly wind blows brown and yellowed fallen leaves across the meadow between the Penthouse/Brownstone and tea-table grassy area of Vapeland. A small shadow has formed -in mid air- above the meadow and grows larger until it can be clearly seen; it is a raven! Onyx eyes dart forward and back eyeing the denizens of Vapeland eerily and it's cracked and demented cawing is hoarse and spooky evoking misty images of vapor-like spirits rising toward a full moon... It's scaly talons are open and at the ready and his eyes turn a deep scarlet
and then....an odd blue...then white...and he morphs into
yardbyrd
. The byrd's neckwear is pulsing orange and black, almost like tiger stripes, and his translated voice is clear:

Hail, lauds, and greetings Vapelandians...and...BOO!
I hope you liked the preview of my Halloween guise; I would have brought my most scariest friend, but, alas, the Cat Demon is busy tending to serious matters in another parallel realm!

KTK8: Unfortunately I am not as technologically advanced as most Vapelandians regarding my hardware. My first purchase: a 510. I use it with cartos but mainly 306 attys that I drip to. I also use Clearmoizers for the 510. I was given a KR808 and won an RN4081 in a contest. I use Echomizers for my SS autochrome KR808 and Clearomizers. I have been toying with buying some kind of RBA.

I've looked at various tanks, own two, and have never really gotten either one to work well. I have been faithfully saving my pennies
so that one day I can buy a GGTS. I was sorely tempted, lately, to buy a Provari, as my hardware fund was closer in amount to the price of a Provari but I couldn't give up my original dream to own a GGTS. I am interested in VV but it will probably be some time
before I look into it as I am still saving, and waiting, until my funds are correct, and loaded to a disposable credit card, and availabilty and timing are right to buy a GGTS.

I thought some kind of RBA, now, would be a good training vehicle for owning a GGTS. Sorry to go on but the answer to your question, for me, is long! I'm also orry I missed out on the e-liquids you offered, but I'm more sorry for your seemingly allergic reaction to vaping. I'm off (not mentally! ) ) to search for a scary image to send your way and maybe I'll be lucky enough to win some hardware. You are very kind!"

Yardyrd suddenly leaps up and his beak elongates into a viscious looking pin like spike as his feathers grow darker and refelective, sharpened, and dangerous looking...he opens his beak and shark like teeth snap shut as small puffs of smoke come out of his nostrils
and he cackles wickedly and POOF he is back to yardybrd form in an instant.......

"Just kidding! Viva Vapeland! Viva La Vapeland! Viva La Vita Vapeland!"

He begins to smoke as if acid had been poured over him and as his blue feathers molt and fall away his eyes melt slowly, and wax-like, dripping off the end of his beak until only a byrd skeleton remains. It's bony beak opens and you hear a spooky, screachy, female
voice, witch-like and harsh:

"Quoth the
yardbyrd
evermore!"

A yellowish-white bolt of lightning comes crashing down and striking the bony apparation evaporates it instantly.

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