HOLY goodness I am so glad I am leaving and I have options. My workplace is the seat of all evil and I MUST say good lord, some PEOPLE.
So like yesterday I like emailed my supervisor and HR because my supervisor was sending out incorrect return to work dates. I was like, "This is incorrect and a few other things." So like, I basically said, "Look, I sent in a reevaluation date, and this is what it is but due to miscommunication like, I don't get it but I moved a dr appt. I may have said it yesterday because I don't understand dude."
She sent out the most smarmy, self-protective email I have ever seen and about how I could "always" call her etc. I do and she never picks up or whatever, and how caring an environment my company is which is why coworkers are asking me if I'm okay. Just a bunch of supervisory BS. So, it was SUPER annoying etc., only like DID not address my question which is like, "WHAT PAPERWORK more do you idiots want?" No one answered so emailed HR this morning and they called and were all like "LA di da,, we just didn't know what to do really because like we never got your doctor's extension." I was like, what, why my Dr. Office swore they sent it but MY GOD, like here's the deal.... I was like "I can get it to you momentarily, in fact, but MY GOD what if I had not made that mistake? Would you have "suddenly noticed once I was out of time on 4/29, I BET you would have you KNOW communication goes both ways you know I take care of that stuff, you should have called me emailed me ANYTHING. OMG."
So like I am about to send it and the husband was like "No ,call the secretary. Make sure it was sent." So I did and she was like "I think I faxed it" only she called me back to say like ,"No I did not." At least she was HONEST and I was like "HOLY HELL are you SERIOUS?" She was like, "Yes but other secretary sent it to YOU by email." Except my EMAIL's VERY TITLE was "oh hay I know you guys sent it to my HR but it would actually be helpful to have a copy for ME, you know. In any case, I need it.' I also confirmed with the other secretary it got sent and she was like, "Oooh ohhh yes." Then I kind of blew. I told her she was like, and idiot child and she was working with people who have DEFICITS and I HAVE MANY (including anger) I mean I WAS LIKE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?" an d she was like no, just like we remember not faxing it." I actually yelled at her until she hung up on me. That would have NEVER happened with Bernadette. Like DUDE she would never have made the mistake in the first place, she would have like, talked me off the ledge she was the best (uncredentialled) MH therapist IN that office, LOL.
But yeah new secretary it is her third like job out of an AA degree and she was like honest so I took a deep breath and called back and was like, "Listen I am NOT even going to get into the hanging up but like this is INSANE you need to understand I am not right as it is and my company would have TERMINATED me you need to GET that I am SO FRIED at the moment I can barely get through my day, every email to my company takes me hours to ensure I don't... Ugh, just can you TRY the fax machine and see that it works, it may not (it does not) like print out 3 confirmation pages that is rejecting your stuff. She was like, "Okay.' And I was like, look I'm sorry I get what it is like to work with billions of people a day and etc. I just can't... anyway I am sorry I yelled at you. I should have just sent it myself you should ALWAYS just send it yourself if you need something done right you DO it yourself."
Then I emailed HR and was like "Here is my stuff .Here is my appointment date. Just WHA T DO I need dood, huh?" IDK, I HATE them,. I sent them an email which stated what was/is happening and how really I told that woman I was going to like, get back to her in two days. I bet they were SO HAPPY when they did not get what they needed. Anyway, like, IDK I stated, "You know HR communication goes both ways and this "We are very busy" stuff sort of displays an ah, at best neglect of my serious ADA (declared on hire status) and FMLA rights .You KNOW there are times I need time off and this is one of them. You ALSO have some responsibility for follow up given like my impairment. I AM SO GLAD I MISUNDERSTOOD that email as otherwise, I am sure you would have gotten RIGHT ON THAT letter, terminating me for cause and not following FMLA procedure when you "suddenly remembered" on 4/29. I mean slightly less ireful but not by much I must say. I bet they were SO disappointed.
So like I emailed my secretary and was like, "Again I am sorry but, I AM so stressed I don't think you can understand even probably but could you just try to fax it a couple more times and send me the rejection sheets." I bet they have IT frantically trying to fix it as I type this man. Holy crap. So like, that was my morning. I am bathing and getting Diet Pepsi while my husband puts office which is now Microsoft 365 they have to emblazon everything on everything they own.
Oh, believe me I know there are people who have it worse than me and I agree. I'm just have a not very good time and I have needed an AA meeting for a long time now. I realize some may think I am malingering even but I CANNOT go back I JUST can't. Can I work after a while, I do SO FREAKIG HOPE so? But There?
I don't think so. Argyh well life sometimes.
Oh and anyone who thinks this is a geographical cure? I need you to come live in AZ FOR A TIME and see what you get. I have sworn UP and down,. After the first job that did it (beat me into submission and gave me a nervous breakdown) I swore up and down like, I would never happen again and it will NOT so I guess we shall see and all that. But at least I am SOMEWHAT sane.
LOL last night we were falling asleep after some COMPLETELY friendly and family oriented back rubs and they were I asked the husband like, if he would consider joint suicide and like if hell might consist of perpetually missing each other by five minutes and I told this long story about it, it included opium dens and me needing the husband's dang CIGARETTES and like he broke his neck again a few times, and I had to go to Costa Rica for an Ibogaine treatment and it was a LOT of fun.
The husband was like, Hey you are good at this," and I was like "OH, this is part one, I am telling you I did this tonight, but every night after formal reading to the kid I would tell stories to the kid out of the cavity in my head like where, Freddie the Fish and Sammie the sardine went on adventures together. My dad used to do that, it was great. He was a really great dad when I was little we LOVED the stories. So my kid, who has offered to come visit only I'm like, I feel bad about it. I guess I shouldn't but the travel ban is lifted I bet you anything my mom wants to send him because she feels bad for me and she knows the kid cheers me up. Still. He is still mad at the husband ahough seeing his dog would ROCK. LOL.
Anna
Off to get going shortly....
So like yesterday I like emailed my supervisor and HR because my supervisor was sending out incorrect return to work dates. I was like, "This is incorrect and a few other things." So like, I basically said, "Look, I sent in a reevaluation date, and this is what it is but due to miscommunication like, I don't get it but I moved a dr appt. I may have said it yesterday because I don't understand dude."
She sent out the most smarmy, self-protective email I have ever seen and about how I could "always" call her etc. I do and she never picks up or whatever, and how caring an environment my company is which is why coworkers are asking me if I'm okay. Just a bunch of supervisory BS. So, it was SUPER annoying etc., only like DID not address my question which is like, "WHAT PAPERWORK more do you idiots want?" No one answered so emailed HR this morning and they called and were all like "LA di da,, we just didn't know what to do really because like we never got your doctor's extension." I was like, what, why my Dr. Office swore they sent it but MY GOD, like here's the deal.... I was like "I can get it to you momentarily, in fact, but MY GOD what if I had not made that mistake? Would you have "suddenly noticed once I was out of time on 4/29, I BET you would have you KNOW communication goes both ways you know I take care of that stuff, you should have called me emailed me ANYTHING. OMG."
So like I am about to send it and the husband was like "No ,call the secretary. Make sure it was sent." So I did and she was like "I think I faxed it" only she called me back to say like ,"No I did not." At least she was HONEST and I was like "HOLY HELL are you SERIOUS?" She was like, "Yes but other secretary sent it to YOU by email." Except my EMAIL's VERY TITLE was "oh hay I know you guys sent it to my HR but it would actually be helpful to have a copy for ME, you know. In any case, I need it.' I also confirmed with the other secretary it got sent and she was like, "Oooh ohhh yes." Then I kind of blew. I told her she was like, and idiot child and she was working with people who have DEFICITS and I HAVE MANY (including anger) I mean I WAS LIKE DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED?" an d she was like no, just like we remember not faxing it." I actually yelled at her until she hung up on me. That would have NEVER happened with Bernadette. Like DUDE she would never have made the mistake in the first place, she would have like, talked me off the ledge she was the best (uncredentialled) MH therapist IN that office, LOL.
But yeah new secretary it is her third like job out of an AA degree and she was like honest so I took a deep breath and called back and was like, "Listen I am NOT even going to get into the hanging up but like this is INSANE you need to understand I am not right as it is and my company would have TERMINATED me you need to GET that I am SO FRIED at the moment I can barely get through my day, every email to my company takes me hours to ensure I don't... Ugh, just can you TRY the fax machine and see that it works, it may not (it does not) like print out 3 confirmation pages that is rejecting your stuff. She was like, "Okay.' And I was like, look I'm sorry I get what it is like to work with billions of people a day and etc. I just can't... anyway I am sorry I yelled at you. I should have just sent it myself you should ALWAYS just send it yourself if you need something done right you DO it yourself."
Then I emailed HR and was like "Here is my stuff .Here is my appointment date. Just WHA T DO I need dood, huh?" IDK, I HATE them,. I sent them an email which stated what was/is happening and how really I told that woman I was going to like, get back to her in two days. I bet they were SO HAPPY when they did not get what they needed. Anyway, like, IDK I stated, "You know HR communication goes both ways and this "We are very busy" stuff sort of displays an ah, at best neglect of my serious ADA (declared on hire status) and FMLA rights .You KNOW there are times I need time off and this is one of them. You ALSO have some responsibility for follow up given like my impairment. I AM SO GLAD I MISUNDERSTOOD that email as otherwise, I am sure you would have gotten RIGHT ON THAT letter, terminating me for cause and not following FMLA procedure when you "suddenly remembered" on 4/29. I mean slightly less ireful but not by much I must say. I bet they were SO disappointed.
So like I emailed my secretary and was like, "Again I am sorry but, I AM so stressed I don't think you can understand even probably but could you just try to fax it a couple more times and send me the rejection sheets." I bet they have IT frantically trying to fix it as I type this man. Holy crap. So like, that was my morning. I am bathing and getting Diet Pepsi while my husband puts office which is now Microsoft 365 they have to emblazon everything on everything they own.
Oh, believe me I know there are people who have it worse than me and I agree. I'm just have a not very good time and I have needed an AA meeting for a long time now. I realize some may think I am malingering even but I CANNOT go back I JUST can't. Can I work after a while, I do SO FREAKIG HOPE so? But There?
I don't think so. Argyh well life sometimes.
Oh and anyone who thinks this is a geographical cure? I need you to come live in AZ FOR A TIME and see what you get. I have sworn UP and down,. After the first job that did it (beat me into submission and gave me a nervous breakdown) I swore up and down like, I would never happen again and it will NOT so I guess we shall see and all that. But at least I am SOMEWHAT sane.
LOL last night we were falling asleep after some COMPLETELY friendly and family oriented back rubs and they were I asked the husband like, if he would consider joint suicide and like if hell might consist of perpetually missing each other by five minutes and I told this long story about it, it included opium dens and me needing the husband's dang CIGARETTES and like he broke his neck again a few times, and I had to go to Costa Rica for an Ibogaine treatment and it was a LOT of fun.
The husband was like, Hey you are good at this," and I was like "OH, this is part one, I am telling you I did this tonight, but every night after formal reading to the kid I would tell stories to the kid out of the cavity in my head like where, Freddie the Fish and Sammie the sardine went on adventures together. My dad used to do that, it was great. He was a really great dad when I was little we LOVED the stories. So my kid, who has offered to come visit only I'm like, I feel bad about it. I guess I shouldn't but the travel ban is lifted I bet you anything my mom wants to send him because she feels bad for me and she knows the kid cheers me up. Still. He is still mad at the husband ahough seeing his dog would ROCK. LOL.
Anna
Off to get going shortly....
