9/8/12
There's a slight chill in the air of Vapeland as the temperature has dropped some but not in a threatening manner. It is more of a cool refreshing renewing type of temperature than a threat. Clouds have gathered and a light snow is falling giving Vapeland a Winterwonderland effect.
High up in the sky an odd craft is hovering across it. It is curved; fat on back end and the complimentary curves grow smaller until there is half-arc at the small end protuding upward like a reverse rudder. It is decidely the shape of a well known fruit. The craft hovers a moment and a section of it shows a black line that is moving forward revealing a black rectangle. A large rectangular shiny object falls out of the bay and is falling rapidly toward the soil of Vapeland. Just before it hits is stops -as if by magic- and hovers a moment and lightly touches down. The clouds break and the dust of snow evaporates in golden sunshine.
It is a familar large stainless steel door adorned with three large hasp-like hinges and it's usual lever type door handle. The door opens and James walks through and looking aloft the ship above blinks twice rises, and two beams shoot out of the bay, one yellow, one green, and illuminate a small square of ground. James walks to it and pulling a plain wooden perch out of thin air places it where the beams are about to meet. They join and a blue light is seen and the sparkling image of yardbyrd can be seen sitting on the perch.
Reaching into his pocket, and smiling, James removes a necklace or medallion that is made of platinum containing the letters Y & B melded together so the right side of the "Y" forms the left side of the "B" enclosed by a circle. He slowly places it over yardbyrd's head, bows, smiles broadly and graciously, returns to the door and walks through it and as he closes it behind him it disappears. An amazingly smooth and human voice can be heard and it's coming from yardbyrd:
"Hail and greetings Vapelandians! I bring suprising, remarkable, and amazing news to you all. Welcome all of you who venture here for the first time; a gracious greeting to our current residents, philosophers, scientists, gurus, workers, reviewers, Mixologists hailing from the interior of the fornsic-like fungi, and all you other caring souls of wit, imagination, and gregariousness! A word of cheer to those among us who suffer from various ills and may their anguish and suffering be lessened and eased.
You have witnessed, today, the appearance of the Pear Ship. My good new-found friends, from very, very, very, far away have been observing our realm for some time and have presented me, today, this marvelous medallion of translation so that whenever I am hear I may wear it and finally speak to you all with ease; I thank them greatly.
While I visited with these other worldly beings inside their Pear Ship I was allowed to communicate freely with my right hand man James. A scroll appears in front of the friendly avian and levitates in mid-air as it unrolls. I read to you now a portion of his communique to our patrons that brought me delight and is sure to delight you all:
"I hope you can imagine my happiness and surprise when I checked my mail today and found vapemail from AIV! I immiediately opened the package, so very nice, and creative; rabbit artwork on the exterior, confetti-like packing material...and was surprised to find a bottle of your forthcoming Pear Ship e-liquid.
Since I awaken late in the day, I had yet to have anything to vape. I -of course- started with the Pear Ship.
My experience, review, and observations regarding this new mix: AIV you have absolutely nailed the pear flavor. A little sweet but not too sweet. I'm a lover of coffee and tobacco flavors but must tell you that I dripped some of this delicious e-liquid and found it so delightful that when I was ready to drip again I did something I had never done before; I dripped a fruit flavor two times in a row! Please do not adjust the Nic level above 18mg. I have to have high or extra high e-liquid or I'd surely have smoked an analog by now instead of being over 5 months analog free. However, I feel that an increase, above 18mg, in this e-liquid would be detrimental to it and you. I found the throat hit to be mild but that's the way I like it.
Using flavor, aroma, vapor production (specifically how long it lasts along with volume), and aftertaste as my guidelines I say don't change one thing about this e-liquid. Pear Ship is yet one more Superior, Gourmet level, and delightfully delicious e-liquid. My praise to you and your team; job well done.
Thank you so much; you've made my day. Chalk up another win you and your mixologists! I am honored that my employer will be able to announce that this wonderous new flavor "Pear Ship" will be available to all soon."
I too have received this amazing medallion from the Pear Ship so I, too, am surprised and very pleased! So my good friends, James was surprised by vape mail yesterday, and asked to sample and critique this new and delicious flavor. Having had some myself I must say that there is little I can add to his high praise, except,maybe.....CAW!"
That strange avian creature extends his right pinion perpendicular to his body, and shifts his head to the right and his image looks a little smeared, then more smeared, then postively smeary as it morphs into the shape of a Pear. Turbines can be heard as the Pear-byrd, now green, then blue, and alternating in colors, lifts off gaining speed and zipping to the right at a fantastic speed dissappears just beyond the treeline above the opening, to the right, in the middle of Vapeland.
(Clear and soothing byrd singing can be heard and slowly trails after him to the right)
9/9/12
1. Originally Posted by KTK8
so....not really sure what I have or have not done to make you guys mad at me....
but I will leave now.
It's been fun in vapeland.
An extremely loud POP can be heard as yardyrd jars into existence, complete with perch, resting on the soil of Vapeland. The odd medalion around his neck vibrates, then glows softly and you can hear him clearly:
"I assure KT that I am not now, nor ever have been mad at you. I know not what would discourage you this way but I for one do not want to see you go. Your departure would be a loss sure and costly to this lovely place. I beg you reconsider and do not leave us. This place, and we all, need your patronage. If others disagree it is their right; I also have the right to respond, in kind to a fellow Vapelandian's post."
Yardbyrd lowers his head and jumps off his perch. He slowly raises his head and lowers it and the perch sinks into the soil of Vapeland. He again raises his head again and lowering it slowly he two sinks into the soil below Vapeland.
(A concerned, suprised, and smooth byrd song, marked by Pathos lingers a while after he has gone)
There's a slight chill in the air of Vapeland as the temperature has dropped some but not in a threatening manner. It is more of a cool refreshing renewing type of temperature than a threat. Clouds have gathered and a light snow is falling giving Vapeland a Winterwonderland effect.
High up in the sky an odd craft is hovering across it. It is curved; fat on back end and the complimentary curves grow smaller until there is half-arc at the small end protuding upward like a reverse rudder. It is decidely the shape of a well known fruit. The craft hovers a moment and a section of it shows a black line that is moving forward revealing a black rectangle. A large rectangular shiny object falls out of the bay and is falling rapidly toward the soil of Vapeland. Just before it hits is stops -as if by magic- and hovers a moment and lightly touches down. The clouds break and the dust of snow evaporates in golden sunshine.
It is a familar large stainless steel door adorned with three large hasp-like hinges and it's usual lever type door handle. The door opens and James walks through and looking aloft the ship above blinks twice rises, and two beams shoot out of the bay, one yellow, one green, and illuminate a small square of ground. James walks to it and pulling a plain wooden perch out of thin air places it where the beams are about to meet. They join and a blue light is seen and the sparkling image of yardbyrd can be seen sitting on the perch.
Reaching into his pocket, and smiling, James removes a necklace or medallion that is made of platinum containing the letters Y & B melded together so the right side of the "Y" forms the left side of the "B" enclosed by a circle. He slowly places it over yardbyrd's head, bows, smiles broadly and graciously, returns to the door and walks through it and as he closes it behind him it disappears. An amazingly smooth and human voice can be heard and it's coming from yardbyrd:
"Hail and greetings Vapelandians! I bring suprising, remarkable, and amazing news to you all. Welcome all of you who venture here for the first time; a gracious greeting to our current residents, philosophers, scientists, gurus, workers, reviewers, Mixologists hailing from the interior of the fornsic-like fungi, and all you other caring souls of wit, imagination, and gregariousness! A word of cheer to those among us who suffer from various ills and may their anguish and suffering be lessened and eased.
You have witnessed, today, the appearance of the Pear Ship. My good new-found friends, from very, very, very, far away have been observing our realm for some time and have presented me, today, this marvelous medallion of translation so that whenever I am hear I may wear it and finally speak to you all with ease; I thank them greatly.
While I visited with these other worldly beings inside their Pear Ship I was allowed to communicate freely with my right hand man James. A scroll appears in front of the friendly avian and levitates in mid-air as it unrolls. I read to you now a portion of his communique to our patrons that brought me delight and is sure to delight you all:
"I hope you can imagine my happiness and surprise when I checked my mail today and found vapemail from AIV! I immiediately opened the package, so very nice, and creative; rabbit artwork on the exterior, confetti-like packing material...and was surprised to find a bottle of your forthcoming Pear Ship e-liquid.
Since I awaken late in the day, I had yet to have anything to vape. I -of course- started with the Pear Ship.
My experience, review, and observations regarding this new mix: AIV you have absolutely nailed the pear flavor. A little sweet but not too sweet. I'm a lover of coffee and tobacco flavors but must tell you that I dripped some of this delicious e-liquid and found it so delightful that when I was ready to drip again I did something I had never done before; I dripped a fruit flavor two times in a row! Please do not adjust the Nic level above 18mg. I have to have high or extra high e-liquid or I'd surely have smoked an analog by now instead of being over 5 months analog free. However, I feel that an increase, above 18mg, in this e-liquid would be detrimental to it and you. I found the throat hit to be mild but that's the way I like it.
Using flavor, aroma, vapor production (specifically how long it lasts along with volume), and aftertaste as my guidelines I say don't change one thing about this e-liquid. Pear Ship is yet one more Superior, Gourmet level, and delightfully delicious e-liquid. My praise to you and your team; job well done.
Thank you so much; you've made my day. Chalk up another win you and your mixologists! I am honored that my employer will be able to announce that this wonderous new flavor "Pear Ship" will be available to all soon."
I too have received this amazing medallion from the Pear Ship so I, too, am surprised and very pleased! So my good friends, James was surprised by vape mail yesterday, and asked to sample and critique this new and delicious flavor. Having had some myself I must say that there is little I can add to his high praise, except,maybe.....CAW!"
That strange avian creature extends his right pinion perpendicular to his body, and shifts his head to the right and his image looks a little smeared, then more smeared, then postively smeary as it morphs into the shape of a Pear. Turbines can be heard as the Pear-byrd, now green, then blue, and alternating in colors, lifts off gaining speed and zipping to the right at a fantastic speed dissappears just beyond the treeline above the opening, to the right, in the middle of Vapeland.
(Clear and soothing byrd singing can be heard and slowly trails after him to the right)
9/9/12
1. Originally Posted by KTK8
so....not really sure what I have or have not done to make you guys mad at me....
but I will leave now.
It's been fun in vapeland.
An extremely loud POP can be heard as yardyrd jars into existence, complete with perch, resting on the soil of Vapeland. The odd medalion around his neck vibrates, then glows softly and you can hear him clearly:
"I assure KT that I am not now, nor ever have been mad at you. I know not what would discourage you this way but I for one do not want to see you go. Your departure would be a loss sure and costly to this lovely place. I beg you reconsider and do not leave us. This place, and we all, need your patronage. If others disagree it is their right; I also have the right to respond, in kind to a fellow Vapelandian's post."
Yardbyrd lowers his head and jumps off his perch. He slowly raises his head and lowers it and the perch sinks into the soil of Vapeland. He again raises his head again and lowering it slowly he two sinks into the soil below Vapeland.
(A concerned, suprised, and smooth byrd song, marked by Pathos lingers a while after he has gone)
