So I've been expecting a package for the last couple day, I've tracked it online like once an hour for FIVE DAYS. I knew it was coming today, I swear I did, I really really knew it was coming. I saw that the package was out for delivery, I even saw the update that said it was delivered, but when I got home I just didn't put two and two together. I picked up the box, looked at the hubs and said "What is this?" Not thinking to look at the labels I just tore into the box and real live actual popcorn flew EVERYWHERE!!!! I couldn't wrap my brain around it. I just started laughing and eating the popcorn and telling hubs over and over that the box was full of popcorn. In retrospect, that probably was not the smartest thing I've ever done, that could have been antrax flavored popcorn! As was I munching my way to the bottom I found a swedish fish, which coused a deafening "CANDY!!!!!!" to fly from my mouth. (I'm a real grown up, just in case you couldn't tell) It was at this point that it occured to me that it's a little strange to get a box of loose popcorn in the mail, I spent the next several minutes trying to figure out who would send us popcorn..............I have no idea why it didn't occur to me to look at the label, I'm actually a really really smart person, scout's honor. It wasn't until I got to the bottom of the box and found a bag of juice that I realized where it came from. So to the dear vendor who packs their merchandise so distinctively, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for the first food I've had today, I was so excited to get your package that I forgot to eat. I really hope that popcorn wasn't poison. 
