So yeah, this is my ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of not burning tobacco.
Or is it?
I still have a cigarette every couple of months.
I guess I've had about 5 of them in the last year.
It's not that I want them.
It's not that I need them.
It's not that I even ever think about them.
It's just that I find it tremendously fun, and completely liberating to have one!!
I think they suck.
I can't believe I used to subject myself to that garbage.
So I smoke one.
Then I smash it on the ground.
Then I spit on it's burnt and dying carcass!!

And then I laugh some sort of crazy maniacal laugh.
Okay, not really.
Anyway, whether that counts or not, it has been one year since cigarettes had ANY power over me.
And as far as I'm concerned, this is my official one year anniversary as a non-smoker!!
Yay me!!

Or is it?
I still have a cigarette every couple of months.
I guess I've had about 5 of them in the last year.
It's not that I want them.
It's not that I need them.
It's not that I even ever think about them.
It's just that I find it tremendously fun, and completely liberating to have one!!
I think they suck.
I can't believe I used to subject myself to that garbage.
So I smoke one.
Then I smash it on the ground.
Then I spit on it's burnt and dying carcass!!
And then I laugh some sort of crazy maniacal laugh.
Okay, not really.
Anyway, whether that counts or not, it has been one year since cigarettes had ANY power over me.
And as far as I'm concerned, this is my official one year anniversary as a non-smoker!!
Yay me!!