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  1. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    Dear Wader,

    I am in desperate need of some 24 or 36 mg Nuport WOW. I am an old woman, and my arthritic knees are no longer equipped for begging; praying may still be possible. As I sit here anxiously awaiting the next stock update, it occurs to me that you are a reasonable man, and negotiations may be in order.

    I have goods or services to offer for trade, among them: I have been known to bake some mean brownies and/or chocolate chip cookies, I have fair decent pieces of jewelry, a reasonably successful first-born child, and a lightly used spouse. That last item may be problematic, in that he considers vaping "another addiction" but he washes dishes beautifully.

    Come, let us talk together.

    Sincerely,

    Joyce

    PS Thank you for all that you do.
     
  2. SnowDragon

    SnowDragon Moved On Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jul 28, 2010
    Boise, Idaho
  3. Sayvil

    Sayvil Senior Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 24, 2011
    Atlanta, Georgia, USA
    :laugh: bribery? let me know if it works!!:laugh:
     
  4. Nev

    Nev Super Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 8, 2011
    Las Vegas
    That's some funny stuff!
     
  5. DawnsFolly

    DawnsFolly Super Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    lmao Gotta know if any of this works ....
     
  6. Nev

    Nev Super Member ECF Veteran

    Mar 8, 2011
    Las Vegas
    Joyce, I sent you a PM. Let me know :)
     
  7. Ambrossiaa

    Ambrossiaa Senior Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 12, 2011
    Louisville, KY
    Lmao, now that was good.
     
  8. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    Right back atcha, nevada!
     
  9. Mookelboo

    Mookelboo Super Member ECF Veteran

    Apr 6, 2011
    Beds, UK
    Serious giggles here Joyce! :lol:
     
  10. Tracker II

    Tracker II Ultra Member Verified Member ECF Veteran

    Jan 13, 2011
    Illinois
    Hey Wader, that lightly used spouse could come in handy for packing boxes and shipping!
     
  11. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Feb 8, 2010
    NE Illinois
    Juice or Carts Joyce?
     
  12. Mary Kay

    Mary Kay ECF Guru ECF Veteran

    Apr 3, 2009
    West Tampa Fl.
    Bribing works? Here I am whinning...BTW it doesn't work well!
    Very funny Joyce..
     
  13. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    Well, that's gonna depend on which item/items you want. ;)
     
  14. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    And thanks for the kudos, room! I thought bribery was worth a shot!
     
  15. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Feb 8, 2010
    NE Illinois
    The juice should be here pretty quick....the carts a little while longer.
     
  16. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    Well, not surprisingly, that first-born could really cost ya...she's a lawyer, and might want to handle her own negotiation. I'd suggest one of the other options. :lol:
     
  17. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Jan 25, 2011
    The pup cave
    *chanting* JUICE....JUICE....JUICE....YAY!!!!
     
  18. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate ECF Veteran

    Feb 8, 2010
    NE Illinois
    All I want is a smile Joyce! Just a smile!
     
  19. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 7, 2010
    West Virginia
    The smile you get every day...gratis. ;) :) :D
     
  20. Mmc

    Mmc Ultra Member ECF Veteran

    Dec 28, 2010
    Michigan
    That was great Joyce!
     
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