Dear Wader

Discussion in 'Vapor4Life' started by Joyce, Apr 11, 2011.

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  1. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    Dear Wader,

    I am in desperate need of some 24 or 36 mg Nuport WOW. I am an old woman, and my arthritic knees are no longer equipped for begging; praying may still be possible. As I sit here anxiously awaiting the next stock update, it occurs to me that you are a reasonable man, and negotiations may be in order.

    I have goods or services to offer for trade, among them: I have been known to bake some mean brownies and/or chocolate chip cookies, I have fair decent pieces of jewelry, a reasonably successful first-born child, and a lightly used spouse. That last item may be problematic, in that he considers vaping "another addiction" but he washes dishes beautifully.

    Come, let us talk together.

    Sincerely,

    Joyce

    PS Thank you for all that you do.
     
  2. SnowDragon

    SnowDragon Moved On Verified Member

  3. Sayvil

    Sayvil Senior Member

    :laugh: bribery? let me know if it works!!:laugh:
     
  4. Nev

    Nev Super Member

    That's some funny stuff!
     
  5. DawnsFolly

    DawnsFolly Super Member Verified Member

    lmao Gotta know if any of this works ....
     
  6. Nev

    Nev Super Member

    Joyce, I sent you a PM. Let me know :)
     
  7. Ambrossiaa

    Ambrossiaa Senior Member

    Lmao, now that was good.
     
  8. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    Right back atcha, nevada!
     
  9. Mookelboo

    Mookelboo Super Member

    Serious giggles here Joyce! :lol:
     
  10. Tracker II

    Tracker II Ultra Member Verified Member

    Hey Wader, that lightly used spouse could come in handy for packing boxes and shipping!
     
  11. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate

    Juice or Carts Joyce?
     
  12. Mary Kay

    Mary Kay ECF Guru

    Bribing works? Here I am whinning...BTW it doesn't work well!
    Very funny Joyce..
     
  13. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    Well, that's gonna depend on which item/items you want. ;)
     
  14. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    And thanks for the kudos, room! I thought bribery was worth a shot!
     
  15. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate

    The juice should be here pretty quick....the carts a little while longer.
     
  16. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    Well, not surprisingly, that first-born could really cost ya...she's a lawyer, and might want to handle her own negotiation. I'd suggest one of the other options. :lol:
     
  17. keelalagirl55

    keelalagirl55 Supplier Associate

    *chanting* JUICE....JUICE....JUICE....YAY!!!!
     
  18. wader2k

    wader2k Supplier Associate

    All I want is a smile Joyce! Just a smile!
     
  19. Joyce

    Joyce Ultra Member

    The smile you get every day...gratis. ;) :) :D
     
  20. Mmc

    Mmc Ultra Member

    That was great Joyce!
     
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