Dear Wader,
Its been quite some time since we chatted. I find that you and I are occupying our accustomed positions regarding WOW Nuport juice. As there has beenmuch whining many requests for said juice, I just wanted to take this opportunity to remind you that I still have the same items for offer. I must prepare for nuclear winter.
And to that end, the time has come for us to address the situation with WOW Pineapple. Once upon a time, I had a bottle of this nectar of the gods. Thinking that there would be plenty to be had at some time in the future, I sold it to a desperate Family member. I could wait, I told him, and his need seemed greater. Thats the kind of person I am, generous to a fault.
That was five months ago. Every update is a new adventure, checking with bated breath, only to find no WOW Pineapple juice making an appearance. Yes, there have been cartos, but they dont quite do it. I am bereft.
So again, let us reason together. The firstborn has recently acquired a rather large beau, which could be good or bad, depending on ones point of view. In addition to the original items, I can also sweeten the deal with an extensive and expensive perfume collection.
Or, if bribery is no longer to your liking, let me make you an offer you cant refuse. A wise man might ask himself, Do I know where my squirrels are?.
Its been quite some time since we chatted. I find that you and I are occupying our accustomed positions regarding WOW Nuport juice. As there has been
And to that end, the time has come for us to address the situation with WOW Pineapple. Once upon a time, I had a bottle of this nectar of the gods. Thinking that there would be plenty to be had at some time in the future, I sold it to a desperate Family member. I could wait, I told him, and his need seemed greater. Thats the kind of person I am, generous to a fault.
That was five months ago. Every update is a new adventure, checking with bated breath, only to find no WOW Pineapple juice making an appearance. Yes, there have been cartos, but they dont quite do it. I am bereft.
So again, let us reason together. The firstborn has recently acquired a rather large beau, which could be good or bad, depending on ones point of view. In addition to the original items, I can also sweeten the deal with an extensive and expensive perfume collection.
Or, if bribery is no longer to your liking, let me make you an offer you cant refuse. A wise man might ask himself, Do I know where my squirrels are?.
*gulp*)
Joyce, that was great! 
