Important Question for Halo

[GoBlue88]

Dear Halo,

I'm curious as to Halo's answer to the timeless question:

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses. Please demonstrate why your position is correct. Randle, please feel free to poll your staff regarding the topic, or answer for Halo yourself.

Thank in advance for your thoughtful response.

 

[wheezal]

Thanks Science Guy!

 

[wheezal]

it's not weird that i had that ready to go in my pictures folder right?

 

[jwbnyc]

it's not weird that i had that ready to go in my pictures folder right?

We'd kinda expect that you would Wheez...

 

[GoBlue88]

please ignore the implausible biomechanics that wheezal mentioned in your answer, Randle.

 

[DaveOno]

I don't think it is implausible. A classic problem of scaling. The horse sized duck's lightweight skeletal system could not support the added weight. It would collapse upon itself. I'd rather take this on, since it is one enemy. The little horses would be a pain, like little yapping dogs. But they'd probably starve, due again to the physics of scaling.

Plus the big duck would be fun to cook. And imagine the con feit!

 

[wheezal]

Plus the big duck would be fun to cook. And imagine the con feit!

forget dat!

imagine teh turducken!!!!

 

[GoBlue88]

Bump Randle. We want to know.

 

[Rockin Randle]

1 horse sized duck for sure. I think 100 could do some damage. Should we arrange some test simulations to find out. We can use Wheezal as a test?

 

[wheezal]

1 horse sized duck for sure. I think 100 could do some damage. Should we arrange some test simulations to find out. We can use Wheezal as a test?

i'll need at least a week to get a duck that big from a guy i know who works behind the bowling alley.

 

[GoBlue88]

Thank you for the response Randle