Like mushrooms Toe jams
The fungus that grows and grows
vaping's more addictive
Than that white stuff up your nose!
The fungus that grows and grows
vaping's more addictive
Than that white stuff up your nose!
Nashville Vapor's 2nd Contest!!! Come join in... Yeayaa!!
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No drug talk allowed it could get you banned
I know you were rhyming,but they don't like heads in the sand.
Mushrooms are good,I like them sauteed..I think that my post here is really well played!
I know you were rhyming,but they don't like heads in the sand.
Mushrooms are good,I like them sauteed..I think that my post here is really well played!
I think he spoke of cotton balls
The white, for up your nose
If not and banned he soon becomes
Then that's the way it goes.
The white, for up your nose
If not and banned he soon becomes
Then that's the way it goes.
Cotton balls in the nose are good especially when you bleed
I hope he took me constructively and the advice is good to heed.
to the kitchen I go for ham and and a tater,I'll eyeball this thread and be back later
I hope he took me constructively and the advice is good to heed.
to the kitchen I go for ham and and a tater,I'll eyeball this thread and be back later
Yes, drug talk will make the mods throw a fit
Yet, nicotine's a drug and juices have it
But, that rule was made to protect us all
If a drug search landed here, ECF could fall
And that would definitely affect us all
Yet, nicotine's a drug and juices have it
But, that rule was made to protect us all
If a drug search landed here, ECF could fall
And that would definitely affect us all
I have to leave this thread a spell
Though it has been good times
'Cause everything I think or say
Is thought or said in rhymes
Though it has been good times
'Cause everything I think or say
Is thought or said in rhymes
I hear ya Dude I'm rhyming like this and like that
I'm rhyming home runs like a whiffleball bat!
I'm rhyming home runs like a whiffleball bat!
I like this game, it's lots of fun
And gives joy to fellow vapers
But cotton balls and bacon juice
Are not the prize we're after
And gives joy to fellow vapers
But cotton balls and bacon juice
Are not the prize we're after
Drug talk is bad 'cept for caff and nic
and I'd rather be called Rich than ....
and I'd rather be called Rich than ....
That's mighty slick, but
With all the flavors that we have
From crab to bacon
I humbly ask, where is the cat?
With all the flavors that we have
From crab to bacon
I humbly ask, where is the cat?
I love me some nic and caffeine/coffee promotes use of the crapper
maybe this contest'll make me famous and I'll be a rich rapper!
maybe this contest'll make me famous and I'll be a rich rapper!
Here, Kitty Kitty
You know who you are
Come bust out your rhymes
And shine like a star
Climb down from your spacecraft
and cough up some hairball-covered drafts
You know who you are
Come bust out your rhymes
And shine like a star
Climb down from your spacecraft
and cough up some hairball-covered drafts
The cat's in the cradle and forget the silver spoon...
I already need a nap and it's almost 2 hours past noon.
My cat woke me up early with his yowling and .....in..
So I evicted him from bed and sent him into the kitchen!!!
I already need a nap and it's almost 2 hours past noon.
My cat woke me up early with his yowling and .....in..
So I evicted him from bed and sent him into the kitchen!!!
Where are you, Space Kitty
Your presence is missed
If you don't start posting soon
I'm gonna get ......
Your presence is missed
If you don't start posting soon
I'm gonna get ......
Into the kitchen the cat did ran...
Only to hide in my big silver pan.
Add some water, carrots and a lid...
Kitten Soup is what I did!!
Only to hide in my big silver pan.
Add some water, carrots and a lid...
Kitten Soup is what I did!!
SpaceKitty may be out foraging for mice
I received "Likes" from her lately...she really seems nice
I hope she joins in for this funloving chance...
I just laughed really hard and spilled soda on my pants!
I received "Likes" from her lately...she really seems nice
I hope she joins in for this funloving chance...
I just laughed really hard and spilled soda on my pants!
Oh Coryac Coryac have no fear
if I lose this contest I shall not tear
But if you happen to win I shall be happy as hell
I hope first prize is a lifetime supply of caramel
if I lose this contest I shall not tear
But if you happen to win I shall be happy as hell
I hope first prize is a lifetime supply of caramel
But *I'd* love to win!
Oh, please, just one?
Contests are great,
And this poem is fun
But this DreamingButterfly
Has still never won!
Oh, please, just one?
Contests are great,
And this poem is fun
But this DreamingButterfly
Has still never won!
At least Mrs Dash's Kitten soup is salt-free
Tastes like chicken, and it's healthier for me
Someone here likes that other white meat
Throw in some litter for a crunchy treat
Just make certain it's fresh for a nice, hearty stew
If not, you just might taste a big clump of EEEEWWW!
Tastes like chicken, and it's healthier for me
Someone here likes that other white meat
Throw in some litter for a crunchy treat
Just make certain it's fresh for a nice, hearty stew
If not, you just might taste a big clump of EEEEWWW!
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